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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2355 on: May 04, 2019, 05:02:56 PM »
My wife is leaving me because she thinks I知 too old fashioned. I値l wager a shilling that she is courting one of those coloured chaps.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2356 on: May 04, 2019, 05:08:55 PM »
My wife is leaving me because she thinks I知 too old fashioned. I値l wager a shilling that she is courting one of those coloured chaps.
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« Reply #2357 on: May 04, 2019, 05:09:44 PM »
My wife is leaving me because she thinks I知 too old fashioned. I値l wager a shilling that she is courting one of those coloured chaps.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2358 on: May 04, 2019, 07:42:40 PM »
My wife is leaving me because she thinks I知 too old fashioned. I値l wager a shilling that she is courting one of those coloured chaps.

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« Reply #2359 on: May 05, 2019, 04:20:19 PM »
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals........ rubschin: rubschin:


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« Reply #2360 on: May 05, 2019, 04:24:52 PM »
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« Reply #2361 on: May 05, 2019, 05:20:27 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2362 on: May 05, 2019, 06:09:33 PM »
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Impressive Apey, not even Baldymort would try a joke that bad..  noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2363 on: May 05, 2019, 06:16:46 PM »
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"..........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2364 on: May 05, 2019, 06:22:00 PM »
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« Reply #2365 on: May 05, 2019, 06:23:30 PM »
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"..........

Two in a row...  tunble:

You need to lay off the Xmas Crackers...  noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2366 on: May 05, 2019, 06:28:18 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2367 on: May 05, 2019, 06:52:47 PM »
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"..........

Two in a row...  tunble:

You need to lay off the Xmas Crackers...  noooo:
I think Apey writes them
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2368 on: May 05, 2019, 10:18:23 PM »
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"..........

Two in a row...  tunble:

You need to lay off the Xmas Crackers...  noooo:
I think Apey writes them
Hide his crayons noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2369 on: May 05, 2019, 10:30:17 PM »
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"..........

Two in a row...  tunble:

You need to lay off the Xmas Crackers...  noooo:
I think Apey writes them
Hide his crayons noooo:

We do that anyway, it's the only way to stop him eating them...  noooo:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.