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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2430 on: June 08, 2019, 09:18:25 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2433 on: June 09, 2019, 10:14:21 PM »
You will not believe what just happened. I went into the petrol station and as I was walking in, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while putting her petrol in. Of course I saw her, and thought, you idiot!.........(see post only on Cyprus )....


Anyway, I go inside, to pay for my petrol and as the cashier gives me my change, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a mad woman. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with a drink he had.........



Then he proceeded to handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while puttin petrol in ther car?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!............. noooo:




And being the inquisitive person I am(nosey bastard..), I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!.....................





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2434 on: June 10, 2019, 02:46:49 AM »
You will not believe what just happened. I went into the petrol station and as I was walking in, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while putting her petrol in. Of course I saw her, and thought, you idiot!.........(see post only on Cyprus )....


Anyway, I go inside, to pay for my petrol and as the cashier gives me my change, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a mad woman. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with a drink he had.........



Then he proceeded to handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while puttin petrol in ther car?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!............. noooo:




And being the inquisitive person I am(nosey bastard..), I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!.....................





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2435 on: June 10, 2019, 05:39:27 AM »
You will not believe what just happened. I went into the petrol station and as I was walking in, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while putting her petrol in. Of course I saw her, and thought, you idiot!.........(see post only on Cyprus )....


Anyway, I go inside, to pay for my petrol and as the cashier gives me my change, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a mad woman. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with a drink he had.........



Then he proceeded to handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while puttin petrol in ther car?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!............. noooo:




And being the inquisitive person I am(nosey bastard..), I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!.....................





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2436 on: June 10, 2019, 05:45:53 AM »
You will not believe what just happened. I went into the petrol station and as I was walking in, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while putting her petrol in. Of course I saw her, and thought, you idiot!.........(see post only on Cyprus )....


Anyway, I go inside, to pay for my petrol and as the cashier gives me my change, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a mad woman. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with a drink he had.........



Then he proceeded to handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while puttin petrol in ther car?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!............. noooo:




And being the inquisitive person I am(nosey bastard..), I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!.....................





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2437 on: June 15, 2019, 10:45:35 AM »
What a strange morning. First I find a hat with a load of money, then I got chased down the street by some angry bloke with a guitar
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2438 on: June 15, 2019, 10:46:02 AM »
What a strange morning. First I find a hat with a load of money, then I got chased down the street by some angry bloke with a guitar
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« Reply #2439 on: June 15, 2019, 10:54:16 AM »
What a strange morning. First I find a hat with a load of money, then I got chased down the street by some angry bloke with a guitar
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2440 on: June 15, 2019, 04:18:09 PM »
What a strange morning. First I find a hat with a load of money, then I got chased down the street by some angry bloke with a guitar
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« Reply #2441 on: June 15, 2019, 04:20:51 PM »
I imagine it is a common occurence in Newbury  whistle:
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« Reply #2442 on: June 15, 2019, 04:25:04 PM »
I imagine it is a common occurence in Newbury  whistle:
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« Reply #2443 on: June 15, 2019, 04:31:47 PM »
Of course. The buskers there probably take Visa or gold sovereigns.
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« Reply #2444 on: June 15, 2019, 07:05:18 PM »
Of course. The buskers there probably take Visa or gold sovereigns.

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