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Offline apc2010

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2490 on: July 17, 2019, 07:55:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2019, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 07:30:09 PM
My girlfriend's just left me because of my obsession with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire..........



I was so distraught I had to phone a friend........


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2491 on: July 17, 2019, 08:54:25 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 07:30:09 PM
My girlfriend's just left me because of my obsession with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire..........



I was so distraught I had to phone a friend........


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2492 on: July 18, 2019, 04:37:57 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 07:55:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2019, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 17, 2019, 07:30:09 PM
My girlfriend's just left me because of my obsession with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire..........



I was so distraught I had to phone a friend........


 redface:

 tunble:

That's why I didn't call you ...... evil:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2493 on: August 04, 2019, 09:52:23 PM »
A woman on her death bed calls her husband and asks him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he finds 3 eggs and €7,000 in cash.............


"What are the eggs for?" he asks.....


The wife replies, "Everytime we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box".

"Not bad, 3 eggs in 35 years, and what about the cash?"




 The wife looks up and replies, "Everytime I got a dozen, I sold them............... redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2494 on: August 05, 2019, 04:02:59 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2019, 09:52:23 PM
A woman on her death bed calls her husband and asks him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he finds 3 eggs and €7,000 in cash.............


"What are the eggs for?" he asks.....


The wife replies, "Everytime we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box".

"Not bad, 3 eggs in 35 years, and what about the cash?"




 The wife looks up and replies, "Everytime I got a dozen, I sold them............... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2495 on: August 09, 2019, 04:05:19 AM »
This may make me sound a bit big headed...

but I can't get my jumper off!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2496 on: August 09, 2019, 06:17:40 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 09, 2019, 04:05:19 AM
This may make me sound a bit big headed...

but I can't get my jumper off!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2497 on: August 09, 2019, 05:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 09, 2019, 04:05:19 AM
This may make me sound a bit big headed...

but I can't get my jumper off!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2498 on: August 11, 2019, 08:06:18 PM »
Whenever I hear about a whale washing up on the beach, I often wonder about the size of the rubber gloves.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2499 on: August 11, 2019, 08:09:22 PM »
Just sold my glove puppet collection, a man came round and offered me £150 to take them of my hands
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2500 on: August 12, 2019, 12:07:55 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 09, 2019, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 09, 2019, 04:05:19 AM
This may make me sound a bit big headed...

but I can't get my jumper off!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2501 on: August 12, 2019, 12:08:17 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
Just sold my glove puppet collection, a man came round and offered me £150 to take them of my hands
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« Reply #2502 on: August 12, 2019, 04:48:07 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
Just sold my glove puppet collection, a man came round and offered me £150 to take them of my hands

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« Reply #2503 on: August 12, 2019, 04:48:24 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 08:06:18 PM
Whenever I hear about a whale washing up on the beach, I often wonder about the size of the rubber gloves.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2504 on: August 12, 2019, 09:19:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2019, 04:48:07 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
Just sold my glove puppet collection, a man came round and offered me £150 to take them of my hands

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