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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2538 on: August 29, 2019, 09:16:18 PM »
I asked my grand daughter to bring me a newspaper .....


She laughed ..and said

"Grand dad you are so old ..use my phone .."


So I smashed her new i-phone against the wall and killed the spider .... Thumbs:

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« Reply #2539 on: August 29, 2019, 11:08:56 PM »
I asked my grand daughter to bring me a newspaper .....


She laughed ..and said

"Grand dad you are so old ..use my phone .."


So I smashed her new i-phone against the wall and killed the spider .... Thumbs:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2540 on: August 30, 2019, 03:52:11 AM »
I asked my grand daughter to bring me a newspaper .....


She laughed ..and said

"Grand dad you are so old ..use my phone .."


So I smashed her new i-phone against the wall and killed the spider .... Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2541 on: September 01, 2019, 08:13:23 PM »
People who wear glasses ......look forward to next year .......


1st time you have seen 2020 ..... Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2542 on: September 01, 2019, 08:24:49 PM »
People who wear glasses ......look forward to next year .......


1st time you have seen 2020 ..... Thumbs:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2543 on: September 02, 2019, 12:14:04 AM »
Doing a crossword. asked Miss T ...

What a four letter word for female relative ....

ends in ..UNT ....

She said "aunt "


Now where is that Tippex ........ rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2544 on: September 02, 2019, 04:01:04 AM »
People who wear glasses ......look forward to next year .......


1st time you have seen 2020 ..... Thumbs:

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« Reply #2545 on: September 02, 2019, 04:01:27 AM »
Doing a crossword. asked Miss T ...

What a four letter word for female relative ....

ends in ..UNT ....

She said "aunt "


Now where is that Tippex ........ rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2546 on: September 02, 2019, 09:47:11 AM »
Doing a crossword. asked Miss T ...

What a four letter word for female relative ....

ends in ..UNT ....

She said "aunt "


Now where is that Tippex ........ rubschin:

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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2547 on: September 06, 2019, 03:21:29 PM »
Visited a monastery today ..I walked past the kitchen and saw a bloke cooking chips....

So I asked ..."are you the frier "..... rubschin:.... ;D





No he said " I am the chipmonk "  ,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2548 on: September 06, 2019, 03:27:03 PM »
Visited a monastery today ..I walked past the kitchen and saw a bloke cooking chips....

So I asked ..."are you the frier "..... rubschin:.... ;D





No he said " I am the chipmonk "  ,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2549 on: September 06, 2019, 04:28:38 PM »
Visited a monastery today ..I walked past the kitchen and saw a bloke cooking chips....

So I asked ..."are you the frier "..... rubschin:.... ;D





No he said " I am the chipmonk "  ,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface:

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Well, whatever, nevermind