I asked the guy in Tesco this morning, "So you're able to carry shopping to a customer's car free of charge"...?
He replied, "Yes"...
I said, "Can you carry mine for me"...?
He said, "Sure, of course"...
As we walked across the entire distance of the car park, I suddenly stopped beside my motor and said, "I could've carried it myself but I'm a lazy bastard"..
He replied, "I gathered that here's your fucking KitKat"...