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Offline apc2010

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2625 on: October 26, 2019, 12:14:59 AM »
If life give you Melons.........




You are Dyslexic.................... noooo:

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« Reply #2626 on: October 26, 2019, 03:08:48 AM »
If life give you Melons.........




You are Dyslexic.................... noooo:

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« Reply #2627 on: October 26, 2019, 10:07:13 AM »
If life give you Melons.........




You are Dyslexic.................... noooo:

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« Reply #2628 on: October 27, 2019, 11:29:31 PM »
People are normally shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician ............ rubschin:




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« Reply #2629 on: October 28, 2019, 04:19:52 AM »
People are normally shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician ............ rubschin:




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« Reply #2630 on: October 28, 2019, 11:41:07 PM »
Just got Ketchup in my eye ............ cussing:



Now I have Heinzsight ......... redface:

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« Reply #2631 on: October 29, 2019, 06:58:10 AM »
Just got Ketchup in my eye ............ cussing:



Now I have Heinzsight ......... redface:

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« Reply #2632 on: October 29, 2019, 04:37:43 PM »
Just got Ketchup in my eye ............ cussing:



Now I have Heinzsight ......... redface:

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« Reply #2633 on: October 29, 2019, 11:19:12 PM »
Me: I am scared of Owls .........


Therapist :Who ?


Me: ..AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH........ eeek: eeek: eeek:

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« Reply #2634 on: October 30, 2019, 05:40:39 AM »
Me: I am scared of Owls .........


Therapist :Who ?


Me: ..AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH........ eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2635 on: October 30, 2019, 08:16:10 AM »
Me: I am scared of Owls .........


Therapist :Who ?


Me: ..AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH........ eeek: eeek: eeek:

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« Reply #2636 on: November 04, 2019, 06:08:00 PM »
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18....


Don’t wait up......................

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« Reply #2637 on: November 04, 2019, 06:15:09 PM »
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18....


Don’t wait up......................

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2638 on: November 05, 2019, 09:11:05 AM »
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18....


Don’t wait up......................

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2639 on: November 14, 2019, 02:44:58 PM »
Poxy mouse wasn't working .....so chucked hard it at the wall ......



Now all the kids in the vets are crying....... noooo: