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Offline Steve

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2910 on: February 08, 2020, 08:05:45 PM »
BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....





Can't believe they all had the same name......... rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2911 on: February 08, 2020, 08:34:46 PM »
BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....





Can't believe they all had the same name......... rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2912 on: February 08, 2020, 08:54:36 PM »
BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....





Can't believe they all had the same name......... rubschin:
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« Reply #2913 on: February 09, 2020, 05:36:15 AM »
BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....





Can't believe they all had the same name......... rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2914 on: February 09, 2020, 05:50:22 AM »
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo.....?









One is bloody heavy and the other is a little lighter  redface:
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« Reply #2915 on: February 09, 2020, 06:00:44 AM »
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo.....?









One is bloody heavy and the other is a little lighter  redface:

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« Reply #2916 on: February 10, 2020, 06:04:50 PM »
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.'.......


The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'..........


The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love.................... rubschin:

 You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'......

'Do you mean a rose?'....


'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.......



He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,........


'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?.......... redface:

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« Reply #2917 on: February 10, 2020, 07:11:05 PM »
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.'.......


The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'..........


The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love.................... rubschin:

 You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'......

'Do you mean a rose?'....


'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.......



He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,........


'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?.......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2918 on: February 10, 2020, 07:20:40 PM »
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.'.......


The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'..........


The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love.................... rubschin:

 You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'......

'Do you mean a rose?'....


'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.......



He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,........


'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?.......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2919 on: February 10, 2020, 08:01:17 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2920 on: February 10, 2020, 11:44:14 PM »
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.'.......


The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'..........


The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love.................... rubschin:

 You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'......

'Do you mean a rose?'....


'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.......



He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,........


'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?.......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2921 on: February 11, 2020, 08:41:33 PM »
Just cost me 50p to put air in my tyres when it used to be free.......... evil:





I guess that’s inflation........... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2922 on: February 11, 2020, 09:05:15 PM »
Just cost me 50p to put air in my tyres when it used to be free.......... evil:





I guess that’s inflation........... noooo:
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« Reply #2923 on: February 12, 2020, 06:33:31 AM »
Just cost me 50p to put air in my tyres when it used to be free.......... evil:





I guess that’s inflation........... noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2924 on: February 12, 2020, 02:37:55 PM »
Just cost me 50p to put air in my tyres when it used to be free.......... evil:





I guess that’s inflation........... noooo:
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