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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3015 on: March 11, 2020, 08:49:04 AM »
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My Mum always used to say “give your food a rinse before you eat it.”........




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3016 on: March 13, 2020, 05:50:21 PM »
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;.........

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls..........


TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls........

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras........



ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit...........
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3017 on: March 13, 2020, 05:57:23 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 05:50:21 PM
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;.........

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls..........


TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls........

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras........



ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit...........
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3018 on: March 13, 2020, 06:21:45 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 05:50:21 PM
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;.........

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls..........


TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls........

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras........



ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit...........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3019 on: March 13, 2020, 06:52:09 PM »
More Corona panic buying ........

I've just been into a bookcase store and couldn't believe it.......



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3020 on: March 13, 2020, 07:08:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 06:52:09 PM
More Corona panic buying ........

I've just been into a bookcase store and couldn't believe it.......



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3021 on: March 13, 2020, 08:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2020, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 05:50:21 PM
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;.........

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls..........


TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls........

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras........



ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit...........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3022 on: March 13, 2020, 09:49:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2020, 07:08:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 06:52:09 PM
More Corona panic buying ........

I've just been into a bookcase store and couldn't believe it.......



Empty shelves everywhere........... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3023 on: March 13, 2020, 09:50:52 PM »
This bloke came into my shop today and asked me why was my "Exit sign"  flickering on and off???

I told him it's on it's way out.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3024 on: March 14, 2020, 04:53:06 AM »
Quote from: Steve on March 13, 2020, 09:50:52 PM
This bloke came into my shop today and asked me why was my "Exit sign"  flickering on and off???

I told him it's on it's way out.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3025 on: March 14, 2020, 10:06:09 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2020, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2020, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 05:50:21 PM
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;.........

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls..........


TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls........

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras........



ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit...........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3026 on: March 14, 2020, 11:07:54 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2020, 10:06:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 13, 2020, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2020, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 13, 2020, 05:50:21 PM
Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;.........

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls..........


TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls........

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras........



ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit...........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3027 on: March 15, 2020, 07:53:22 PM »
My uncle came out of the closet today..............





He's not gay or anything, he has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car.......... redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3028 on: March 16, 2020, 03:25:22 AM »
Think I've worked out why people are hoarding toilet paper....

One person sneezes and 100 people shit themselves

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3029 on: March 16, 2020, 04:52:26 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 15, 2020, 07:53:22 PM
My uncle came out of the closet today..............





He's not gay or anything, he has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car.......... redface:

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