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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3165 on: April 28, 2020, 04:24:55 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2020, 04:22:54 PM
British couples have sex two to three times a week, where as Japanese couples have sex only one to three times a month...... rubschin:




This is upsetting news as I had no idea I was Japanese...... noooo:
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« Reply #3166 on: April 28, 2020, 06:18:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2020, 04:22:54 PM
British couples have sex two to three times a week, where as Japanese couples have sex only one to three times a month...... rubschin:




This is upsetting news as I had no idea I was Japanese...... noooo:

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« Reply #3167 on: April 29, 2020, 08:16:21 PM »
When the dentists does x-rays .........





is that a tooth pic ........ rubschin:
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« Reply #3168 on: April 29, 2020, 08:36:27 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2020, 08:16:21 PM
When the dentists does x-rays .........





is that a tooth pic ........ rubschin:
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« Reply #3169 on: April 29, 2020, 09:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 29, 2020, 08:36:27 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 29, 2020, 08:16:21 PM
When the dentists does x-rays .........





is that a tooth pic ........ rubschin:
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« Reply #3170 on: April 30, 2020, 05:54:47 AM »
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« Reply #3171 on: May 04, 2020, 07:08:20 PM »
I saw Cliff Richard in my local Chinese takeaway recently. The owner said to him, "You sing my favourite song I give you free meal!" Cliff replied, "Sure, what do you want to hear?" The man said, "itchy sore fanny!" Cliff looked confused and said, "Sorry, that's not one of my songs" "Yes" said the man.





"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore!.... redface:
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« Reply #3172 on: May 04, 2020, 07:12:19 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 04, 2020, 07:08:20 PM
I saw Cliff Richard in my local Chinese takeaway recently. The owner said to him, "You sing my favourite song I give you free meal!" Cliff replied, "Sure, what do you want to hear?" The man said, "itchy sore fanny!" Cliff looked confused and said, "Sorry, that's not one of my songs" "Yes" said the man.





"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore!.... redface:
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« Reply #3173 on: May 05, 2020, 05:00:14 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 04, 2020, 07:08:20 PM
I saw Cliff Richard in my local Chinese takeaway recently. The owner said to him, "You sing my favourite song I give you free meal!" Cliff replied, "Sure, what do you want to hear?" The man said, "itchy sore fanny!" Cliff looked confused and said, "Sorry, that's not one of my songs" "Yes" said the man.





"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore!.... redface:

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« Reply #3174 on: May 05, 2020, 08:55:00 AM »
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Quote from: apc2010 on May 04, 2020, 07:08:20 PM
I saw Cliff Richard in my local Chinese takeaway recently. The owner said to him, "You sing my favourite song I give you free meal!" Cliff replied, "Sure, what do you want to hear?" The man said, "itchy sore fanny!" Cliff looked confused and said, "Sorry, that's not one of my songs" "Yes" said the man.





"Itchy sore fanny how we don't talk anymore!.... redface:

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« Reply #3175 on: May 05, 2020, 06:40:19 PM »
My mate can't pay his water bill ...... noooo:





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« Reply #3176 on: May 05, 2020, 06:48:24 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 06:40:19 PM
My mate can't pay his water bill ...... noooo:





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« Reply #3177 on: May 05, 2020, 06:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2020, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 06:40:19 PM
My mate can't pay his water bill ...... noooo:





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« Reply #3178 on: May 05, 2020, 07:14:28 PM »
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« Reply #3179 on: May 05, 2020, 07:32:48 PM »
I saw my neighbour stealing my socks off my washing line...... evil:



I was going to confront him but I got cold feet...... whistle:
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