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Offline apc2010

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3180 on: May 05, 2020, 10:46:02 PM »
  BM ...."I don't like to brag, but I have a huge sex drive........

It's up to almost 5 TB."..................... whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3181 on: May 05, 2020, 11:27:40 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3182 on: May 06, 2020, 06:18:08 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 07:32:48 PM
I saw my neighbour stealing my socks off my washing line...... evil:



I was going to confront him but I got cold feet...... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3183 on: May 06, 2020, 06:18:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 10:46:02 PM
  BM ...."I don't like to brag, but I have a huge sex drive........

It's up to almost 5 TB."..................... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3184 on: May 06, 2020, 06:19:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 10:46:02 PM
  BM ...."I don't like to brag, but I have a huge sex drive........

It's up to almost 5 TB."..................... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3185 on: May 06, 2020, 06:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 06, 2020, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 07:32:48 PM
I saw my neighbour stealing my socks off my washing line...... evil:



I was going to confront him but I got cold feet...... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3186 on: May 06, 2020, 06:24:35 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 06, 2020, 06:18:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2020, 10:46:02 PM
  BM ...."I don't like to brag, but I have a huge sex drive........

It's up to almost 5 TB."..................... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3187 on: May 06, 2020, 08:51:23 PM »
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load..........




Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed."................ redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3188 on: May 06, 2020, 10:55:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 08:51:23 PM
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load..........




Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed."................ redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3189 on: May 07, 2020, 04:33:18 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 06, 2020, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 08:51:23 PM
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load..........




Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed."................ redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3190 on: May 07, 2020, 11:04:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2020, 04:33:18 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 06, 2020, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 08:51:23 PM
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load..........




Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed."................ redface:
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Think it's an Affs, rerun, deja vu, repeat, copy  . . . . .
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3191 on: May 07, 2020, 07:27:54 PM »
Just broke down on the way home,and was looking at the engine when a jaguar pulled up............


I said "you know anything about cars mate?" rubschin:




 He said in a posh voice "no...I'm a chiropodist"............







I said "well any chance you give me a fuckin toe then?......... whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3192 on: May 07, 2020, 08:25:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2020, 07:27:54 PM
Just broke down on the way home,and was looking at the engine when a jaguar pulled up............


I said "you know anything about cars mate?" rubschin:




 He said in a posh voice "no...I'm a chiropodist"............







I said "well any chance you give me a fuckin toe then?......... whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3193 on: May 08, 2020, 03:25:31 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2020, 07:27:54 PM
Just broke down on the way home,and was looking at the engine when a jaguar pulled up............


I said "you know anything about cars mate?" rubschin:




 He said in a posh voice "no...I'm a chiropodist"............







I said "well any chance you give me a fuckin toe then?......... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3194 on: May 08, 2020, 09:21:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2020, 03:25:31 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2020, 07:27:54 PM
Just broke down on the way home,and was looking at the engine when a jaguar pulled up............


I said "you know anything about cars mate?" rubschin:




 He said in a posh voice "no...I'm a chiropodist"............







I said "well any chance you give me a fuckin toe then?......... whistle:

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