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Quote from: apc2010 on June 05, 2020, 06:19:12 PMACCOUNTANT NEEDED£40,000 - £45,000So I phoned them up and said..."The answer is -£5,000."......
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED£40,000 - £45,000So I phoned them up and said..."The answer is -£5,000."......
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2020, 03:57:01 AMQuote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2020, 01:26:35 AMThe World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............Police said he will get a tough sentence...............
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2020, 01:26:35 AMThe World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............Police said he will get a tough sentence...............
The World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............Police said he will get a tough sentence...............
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2020, 06:47:18 AMQuote from: Barman on June 06, 2020, 03:57:01 AMQuote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2020, 01:26:35 AMThe World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............Police said he will get a tough sentence...............
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it......I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.................
My grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........
Quote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2020, 11:08:19 PMMy grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2020, 04:01:58 AMQuote from: apc2010 on June 08, 2020, 11:08:19 PMMy grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........
They told me at school I would never be any good at poetry , because I.m dyslexic ...but so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase ...so F66k them ..
Quote from: apc2010 on June 11, 2020, 06:23:54 PMThey told me at school I would never be any good at poetry , because I.m dyslexic ...but so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase ...so F66k them ..
My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown..........He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.........
Quote from: apc2010 on June 11, 2020, 06:57:45 PMMy 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown..........He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.........
