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Apple have announced their profits are down ....But their turnovers are good ............
Went to my local pub dressed up as a tennis ball.........Got served straight away........
Quote from: apc2010 on June 14, 2020, 04:44:07 PMApple have announced their profits are down ....But their turnovers are good ............
Quote from: apc2010 on June 14, 2020, 04:53:38 PMWent to my local pub dressed up as a tennis ball.........Got served straight away........
They're useless at the local fancy dress shop...........Let me down on my order of a shepherds outfit.......... Just can't get the staff..........
Quote from: apc2010 on June 14, 2020, 08:27:59 PMThey're useless at the local fancy dress shop...........Let me down on my order of a shepherds outfit.......... Just can't get the staff..........
Quote from: Steve on June 14, 2020, 08:31:53 PMQuote from: apc2010 on June 14, 2020, 08:27:59 PMThey're useless at the local fancy dress shop...........Let me down on my order of a shepherds outfit.......... Just can't get the staff..........
Just started the Adam Ant diet .....Don't chew ever ....Don't chew ever........ (free earworm ).......
I told my psychiatrist l was a cleptomainiac and he told me l had to take something for it............
Quote from: apc2010 on June 15, 2020, 08:33:03 PMI told my psychiatrist l was a cleptomainiac and he told me l had to take something for it............