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What do you do for a living..... ?I am a spy.......Why are you dressed as a shepherd........ I am a shepherds spy..........
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food ... I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
I got pulled over by a female police officer..When I wound the window down to ask what was wrong she said.......“NOTHING”........
Who is the patron saint of emails............... .......Francis of a CC.............
Quote from: Barman on July 09, 2020, 06:12:03 AMQuote from: Steve on July 08, 2020, 09:56:52 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2020, 06:45:04 PMHow many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT..........
Quote from: Steve on July 08, 2020, 09:56:52 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2020, 06:45:04 PMHow many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT..........
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2020, 06:45:04 PMHow many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT..........
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT..........
Quote from: Steve on July 09, 2020, 03:55:32 PMThis morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food ... I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 09, 2020, 06:52:35 PMI got pulled over by a female police officer..When I wound the window down to ask what was wrong she said.......“NOTHING”........
I caught my daughter chewing through an electric cable.........I had to ground her...........
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 10, 2020, 08:00:25 PMWho is the patron saint of emails............... .......Francis of a CC.............
Me .."I need a Doctor's appointment "Reception .."How about 10 tomorrow " Me "I only need one / "
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 12, 2020, 06:04:51 PMMe .."I need a Doctor's appointment "Reception .."How about 10 tomorrow " Me "I only need one / "
Quote from: Steve on July 12, 2020, 07:43:11 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on July 12, 2020, 06:04:51 PMMe .."I need a Doctor's appointment "Reception .."How about 10 tomorrow " Me "I only need one / "
