Hat, coat...

[apc2010]

Father, "Son I don't think you are cut out to be a mime"...............




Son, "Why was it something I said"..................



Dad ,"Yes".................

[Steve]

Father, "Son I don't think you are cut out to be a mime"...............




Son, "Why was it something I said"..................



Dad ,"Yes".................

[Barman]

Father, "Son I don't think you are cut out to be a mime"...............




Son, "Why was it something I said"..................



Dad ,"Yes".................

[apc2010]

I’ve been caught driving above the speed limit..........




My speed awareness course is being held on ‘Zoom’...........

[Barman]

I’ve been caught driving above the speed limit..........




My speed awareness course is being held on ‘Zoom’...........

 

[Steve]

I’ve been caught driving above the speed limit..........




My speed awareness course is being held on ‘Zoom’...........

 

[apc2010]

Are all dishwashers called Phil......................

[Barman]

Are all dishwashers called Phil......................

[Steve]

Are all dishwashers called Phil......................

[Steve]

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
 but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

[apc2010]

A few of us went to the pub for a lads night out.

All having drinks shots, getting on a proper sesh, the bar was busy and very noisy, everyone is drinking shouting etc.

Ray being Ray, got absolutely pissed up and struggles to walk to the bar. I shout across to my mates pointing at Ray, Oi lads look Ray pissed....

Next thing Ray gets taken outside beaten up and the police arrested him......

We all got called in for questioning by the old bill and had to explain what happened.............

The moral of the story, never point at your mates named Ray and shout out in a pub

RAY PISSED!......................

[Steve]

A few of us went to the pub for a lads night out.

All having drinks shots, getting on a proper sesh, the bar was busy and very noisy, everyone is drinking shouting etc.

Ray being Ray, got absolutely pissed up and struggles to walk to the bar. I shout across to my mates pointing at Ray, Oi lads look Ray pissed....

Next thing Ray gets taken outside beaten up and the police arrested him......

We all got called in for questioning by the old bill and had to explain what happened.............

The moral of the story, never point at your mates named Ray and shout out in a pub

RAY PISSED!......................

[Barman]

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
 but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

 

[Darwins Selection]

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
 but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

 

Or his toilet attendant brother, Skid.

[Barman]

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher,
 but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

 

Or his toilet attendant brother, Skid.