0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.
I can't take my dog to the park any more as the ducks keep biting him........I should have known it would happen...........He's pure bread......................
My pregnant wife sent me out this morning to get a baby monitor............When I returned she was furious...........Honestly, how am I supposed to know the difference between that and a gecko..............?./..
Quote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2021, 02:52:00 PMMy pregnant wife sent me out this morning to get a baby monitor............When I returned she was furious...........Honestly, how am I supposed to know the difference between that and a gecko..............?./..
Quote from: Steve on April 01, 2021, 03:00:30 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2021, 02:52:00 PMMy pregnant wife sent me out this morning to get a baby monitor............When I returned she was furious...........Honestly, how am I supposed to know the difference between that and a gecko..............?./..
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2021, 03:53:20 PMQuote from: Steve on April 01, 2021, 03:00:30 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 01, 2021, 02:52:00 PMMy pregnant wife sent me out this morning to get a baby monitor............When I returned she was furious...........Honestly, how am I supposed to know the difference between that and a gecko..............?./..
I've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.......Imagine all the PayPal............
Quote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2021, 08:39:04 PMI've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.......Imagine all the PayPal............
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2021, 12:23:45 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 04, 2021, 08:39:04 PMI've been thinking about selling my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay.......Imagine all the PayPal............
A bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker......He says to the landlord "Fuck me, that must be one clever dog"....."Not really' said the landlord, "Every time he gets a good hand his tail starts wagging"....
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2021, 09:20:46 AMA bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker......He says to the landlord "Fuck me, that must be one clever dog"....."Not really' said the landlord, "Every time he gets a good hand his tail starts wagging"....
