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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3825 on: June 29, 2021, 04:53:15 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3827 on: July 02, 2021, 05:05:50 PM »


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« Reply #3828 on: July 02, 2021, 05:46:53 PM »
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #3830 on: July 02, 2021, 06:21:50 PM »
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of swan vesta matches.
His little face lit up when he tried to walk
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« Reply #3832 on: July 02, 2021, 06:45:02 PM »
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of swan vesta matches.
His little face lit up when he tried to walk

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3833 on: July 02, 2021, 07:29:21 PM »


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3834 on: July 05, 2021, 10:05:52 PM »


Sorry Moanio..  redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3835 on: July 06, 2021, 09:54:23 PM »
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« Reply #3836 on: July 09, 2021, 05:09:21 AM »
Apparently one of the Ravens at the Tower of London has gone rogue and has been terrorising tourists.


The Tower is now closed “due to Corvid”.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3837 on: July 09, 2021, 11:35:11 AM »
Apparently one of the Ravens at the Tower of London has gone rogue and has been terrorising tourists.


The Tower is now closed “due to Corvid”.

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"did you have to google that" ..... rubschin:

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« Reply #3838 on: July 09, 2021, 11:53:18 AM »
Apparently one of the Ravens at the Tower of London has gone rogue and has been terrorising tourists.


The Tower is now closed “due to Corvid”.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3839 on: July 09, 2021, 11:43:33 PM »
I dialed the anonymous tips hotline................... and they told me not to run with scissors and hung up........

I called the suppository helpline - Jeez, were they rude...........!


I rang the Apathy Society helpline but nobody answered........


I called the Tinitus helpline but it just kept ringing.........

I went on the weight watchers website and it wanted me to accept cookies ,....!!

Tried the rhetorical question hotline........... No reply...........

I tried to call the constipation hotline but their number was blocked.......

I called the paranoia hotline.'''


They answered, “How did you get this number.....? "....