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I dialed the anonymous tips hotline................... and they told me not to run with scissors and hung up........I called the suppository helpline - Jeez, were they rude...........!I rang the Apathy Society helpline but nobody answered........I called the Tinitus helpline but it just kept ringing.........I went on the weight watchers website and it wanted me to accept cookies ,....!!Tried the rhetorical question hotline........... No reply...........I tried to call the constipation hotline but their number was blocked.......I called the paranoia hotline.'''They answered, “How did you get this number.....? "....
Quote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2021, 11:43:33 PMI dialed the anonymous tips hotline................... and they told me not to run with scissors and hung up........I called the suppository helpline - Jeez, were they rude...........!I rang the Apathy Society helpline but nobody answered........I called the Tinitus helpline but it just kept ringing.........I went on the weight watchers website and it wanted me to accept cookies ,....!!Tried the rhetorical question hotline........... No reply...........I tried to call the constipation hotline but their number was blocked.......I called the paranoia hotline.'''They answered, “How did you get this number.....? "....
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2021, 05:33:48 AMQuote from: apc2010 on July 09, 2021, 11:43:33 PMI dialed the anonymous tips hotline................... and they told me not to run with scissors and hung up........I called the suppository helpline - Jeez, were they rude...........!I rang the Apathy Society helpline but nobody answered........I called the Tinitus helpline but it just kept ringing.........I went on the weight watchers website and it wanted me to accept cookies ,....!!Tried the rhetorical question hotline........... No reply...........I tried to call the constipation hotline but their number was blocked.......I called the paranoia hotline.'''They answered, “How did you get this number.....? "....
Apparently one of the Ravens at the Tower of London has gone rogue and has been terrorising tourists. The Tower is now closed “due to Corvid”.
I got arrested for downloading the entire wikipedia site.......In my defense...... I can explain everything.......
Quote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2021, 02:08:27 PMI got arrested for downloading the entire wikipedia site.......In my defense...... I can explain everything.......
I went to Kyoto for the World Anagram Competition.........Turns out it was in Tokyo....................
Quote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2021, 12:06:54 PMI went to Kyoto for the World Anagram Competition.........Turns out it was in Tokyo....................
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2021, 12:23:52 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 14, 2021, 12:06:54 PMI went to Kyoto for the World Anagram Competition.........Turns out it was in Tokyo....................
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2021, 02:24:22 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2021, 02:08:27 PMI got arrested for downloading the entire wikipedia site.......In my defense...... I can explain everything.......
Quote from: Just One More on July 10, 2021, 05:52:39 PMQuote from: Barman on July 10, 2021, 02:24:22 PMQuote from: apc2010 on July 10, 2021, 02:08:27 PMI got arrested for downloading the entire wikipedia site.......In my defense...... I can explain everything.......
