Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said. "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied. "He can smell she is ready thats how nature works!"
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I replied."ts nature he can smell she is ready."
We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said. "This is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?"
I said. "Look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said....
"Take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.".....
Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way..........
She said. "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell.".........
