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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3856 on: July 17, 2021, 06:08:09 PM »
We much have done the Budweiser and Canoe joke before
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3857 on: July 17, 2021, 06:09:05 PM »
We much have done the Budweiser and Canoe joke before

Have YOU been drinking .... rubschin:

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« Reply #3858 on: July 17, 2021, 06:25:04 PM »
Daughter: (puts down her book) What are gays?...

Me: You know mum and dad love each other, well two men can love each other the same way.....

Her: So what’s ‘penetrating gays’?...........

Me: Er… read me the whole sentence..........


Her: “She stared at him with a penetrating gaze”.......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3859 on: July 17, 2021, 06:29:18 PM »
Daughter: (puts down her book) What are gays?...

Me: You know mum and dad love each other, well two men can love each other the same way.....

Her: So what’s ‘penetrating gays’?...........

Me: Er… read me the whole sentence..........


Her: “She stared at him with a penetrating gaze”.......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3860 on: July 18, 2021, 06:20:51 AM »


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3861 on: July 18, 2021, 06:35:34 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3862 on: July 18, 2021, 12:03:29 PM »
We much have done the Budweiser and Canoe joke before

Have YOU been drinking .... rubschin:
redface:

Keyboard dyslexia plus yes I had been drinking  redface:
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« Reply #3864 on: July 19, 2021, 08:38:24 PM »
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said. "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied. "He can smell she is ready thats how nature works!"


We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I  replied."ts nature he can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said. "This is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?"
I said. "Look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said....
 "Take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.".....


Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way..........




She said. "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell."......... redface:

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« Reply #3865 on: July 20, 2021, 04:35:07 AM »
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said. "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied. "He can smell she is ready thats how nature works!"


We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfreind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex.
I  replied."ts nature he can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said. "This is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?"
I said. "Look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said....
 "Take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.".....


Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way..........




She said. "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell."......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3866 on: July 22, 2021, 08:45:29 AM »


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« Reply #3867 on: July 22, 2021, 08:49:08 AM »
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« Reply #3868 on: July 23, 2021, 07:52:29 AM »
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« Reply #3869 on: July 23, 2021, 07:56:28 AM »
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