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Offline apc2010

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4125 on: January 08, 2022, 06:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 08, 2022, 01:56:59 PM
Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of a grand slam tournament after missing only 2 shots.

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« Reply #4126 on: January 11, 2022, 09:04:04 PM »
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, "Do you mind if I say a word?".....

The widow says, "Please do."......................


The man clears his throat and says,......... "Bargain."..........







The widow replies, "Thanks that means a great deal!"........... redface:
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« Reply #4127 on: January 11, 2022, 09:06:59 PM »
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« Reply #4128 on: January 12, 2022, 08:35:14 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 11, 2022, 09:04:04 PM
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, "Do you mind if I say a word?".....

The widow says, "Please do."......................


The man clears his throat and says,......... "Bargain."..........







The widow replies, "Thanks that means a great deal!"........... redface:

That must be an AFFS!  rubschin:
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« Reply #4129 on: January 13, 2022, 11:50:36 PM »


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« Reply #4130 on: January 14, 2022, 12:40:42 AM »
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« Reply #4131 on: January 18, 2022, 05:03:28 PM »
Guy walks into a pub with a biscuit tin and a mouse.
He says to the barman, "watch this." He sticks the mouse on top of the biscuit tin and it starts dancing.
The barman says. "Blimey, how long does he dance for?" "As long as you like", said the guy.
"I’ll give you £50 for it" says the barman. "Sold," said the guy. That night the guy gets a call from the barman.
"How do we stop the mouse dancing, the tapping is driving us mad?"
"The guy said, lift the lid off the biscuit tin and blow out the candle."
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« Reply #4132 on: January 18, 2022, 05:50:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 18, 2022, 05:03:28 PM
Guy walks into a pub with a biscuit tin and a mouse.
He says to the barman, "watch this." He sticks the mouse on top of the biscuit tin and it starts dancing.
The barman says. "Blimey, how long does he dance for?" "As long as you like", said the guy.
"I’ll give you £50 for it" says the barman. "Sold," said the guy. That night the guy gets a call from the barman.
"How do we stop the mouse dancing, the tapping is driving us mad?"
"The guy said, lift the lid off the biscuit tin and blow out the candle."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4133 on: January 19, 2022, 01:32:23 PM »


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« Reply #4134 on: January 19, 2022, 01:39:40 PM »


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« Reply #4136 on: January 19, 2022, 02:03:10 PM »
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« Reply #4137 on: January 19, 2022, 08:56:01 PM »
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« Reply #4138 on: January 19, 2022, 08:56:20 PM »
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« Reply #4139 on: January 23, 2022, 08:49:16 PM »
Asked the pharmacist what he recommended for an eye irritation.....??


"Saline solution" he replied..........................



"Line solution, no, still no better" I said............... noooo:
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