Hat, coat...

[apc2010]

My dyslexic club had a day out to visit a Maritime museum.

Half of us loved it, the other half hated it!

(had to read it twice)

So did BM when he stole it ...

[Barman]

My dyslexic club had a day out to visit a Maritime museum.

Half of us loved it, the other half hated it!

(had to read it twice)

So did BM when he stole it ...

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Young Apey.. 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?" the man says.

"Yeah!" the boy replies.

"Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

[Steve]

Young Apey.. 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?" the man says.

"Yeah!" the boy replies.

"Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

   

[Barman]

Young Apey.. 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?" the man says.

"Yeah!" the boy replies.

"Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

 

AFFS... I posted it last time... 

[Grumpmeister]

 

AFFS... I posted it last time... 

I know, it was time for your monthly memory check to make sure you still have some of your faculties 

[Uncle Mort]

Reminds me of a facebook exchange.

The original post had a your/you're error which was pointed out (not by me) they replied with the usual "Grammar Nazi" and stated they made the error deliberately to elicit a reaction. To my shame I didn't point out the other three grammatic errors.

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

 

[Steve]

 

[Grumpmeister]