A husband hunting bra

[Miss Demeanour]

http://itn.co.uk/981a88fcc7129ae7c5352413066a1f4c.html

Triumph is keeping abreast of Japan's singles market by making a specially-designed bra for women whose biological clocks are ticking. Triumph said of the bra, which features a self-set counter: "First you decide your target time or deadline until marriage and the countdown clock will start.
"Once you find your life partner and get engaged, you have to insert the engagement ring into the slot and the clock stops and The Wedding March begins."
She added: "Japanese women are becoming more aggressive than men, working actively to make marriage happen, whereas in the past it was men who led women towards marriage. The roles have switched completely."
Japanese government statistics show nearly 57 per cent of women under 34 are unmarried and strategic marriage-hunting enterprises have blossomed.

 

Mind you it's my burf day next month 

[Snoopy]

21 again no doubt  Plenty of time left.





Actually SWWLTBO tells me that many years ago she possessed knickers with a similar objective. These worked by being left in the drawer at home when she went out on a date. 

[Miss Demeanour]

You know me ...not good with numbers 

[Snoopy]

Ya missed the update toots.

[Miss Demeanour]

You're too quick for me beagle 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://itn.co.uk/981a88fcc7129ae7c5352413066a1f4c.html

Triumph is keeping abreast of Japan's singles market by making a specially-designed bra for women whose biological clocks are ticking. Triumph said of the bra, which features a self-set counter: "First you decide your target time or deadline until marriage and the countdown clock will start.
"Once you find your life partner and get engaged, you have to insert the engagement ring into the slot and the clock stops and The Wedding March begins."
She added: "Japanese women are becoming more aggressive than men, working actively to make marriage happen, whereas in the past it was men who led women towards marriage. The roles have switched completely."
Japanese government statistics show nearly 57 per cent of women under 34 are unmarried and strategic marriage-hunting enterprises have blossomed.

 

Mind you it's my burf day next month 

Oooh another virtual party, yippee, mine came and went whilst the site was down so despite the fact that I had hired a huge tent, bought gallons of champagne bought in 'outside' caterers, (who had BTW made loads of sausage rolls and cheese sandwiches) and hired a magician to amaze and amuse you all no one rocked up.  I would like to add that I managed to do a stirling job with the champagne.

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh Miss C  - Happy belated burf day greetings..

Hope you had a lovely day....

[barmisspah?]

http://itn.co.uk/981a88fcc7129ae7c5352413066a1f4c.html

Triumph is keeping abreast of Japan's singles market by making a specially-designed bra for women whose biological clocks are ticking. Triumph said of the bra, which features a self-set counter: "First you decide your target time or deadline until marriage and the countdown clock will start.
"Once you find your life partner and get engaged, you have to insert the engagement ring into the slot and the clock stops and The Wedding March begins."
She added: "Japanese women are becoming more aggressive than men, working actively to make marriage happen, whereas in the past it was men who led women towards marriage. The roles have switched completely."
Japanese government statistics show nearly 57 per cent of women under 34 are unmarried and strategic marriage-hunting enterprises have blossomed.

So you set the timer and then what, does it self destruct if you don't get engaged in the time period. 

[Nick]

Thar she blows

[Miss Demeanour]

So you set the timer and then what, does it self destruct if you don't get engaged in the time period. 

Being Japanese , you would probably have to commit Hari Kari then as you have failed as a woman 

[Uncle Mort]

[Miss Demeanour]

Hope you didn't spend too long searching for that image 

[Darwins Selection]

Hope you didn't spend too long searching for that image 

The pistol was a .22 when it was initially inserted.

[Barman]

Hope you didn't spend too long searching for that image 

The pistol was a .22 when it was initially inserted.

[Uncle Mort]

Hope you didn't spend too long searching for that image 

Not too long 

I'm more of a leg man TBH.