Bring on the ridicule

[Nick]

Brown really has lost it

Noticed in the Speccy blog

A

nd do you also remember, Acer, that one of the most telling lines against Nixon was, 'Would you buy a used car from this man?'.

Well you wouldn't want to buy anything from Brown, would you?

[Barman]

It was actually a 0% fall!

He couldn't even lie about that properly!

[Grumpmeister]

Brown is throwing another tantrum because Cameron called him disonest.

The slack jawed mouth breathing buffoon is so focussed on keeping his worthless arse in No. 10 that he hasnt realised he hasnt GOT any more authority. Mandy has become the power behind the jhrone.

[Nick]

A Preview of Next Week's PMQs
Iain Dale 6:58 PM
From a commenter called Fragmeister... A preview of next week's PMQs...

DC: What day is it today?
GB: Typical. Can't ask a question about policy. I'll tell you what Tory policy is on days of the week. They want to cut them. They want to cut Thursdays now and if they get in power, they will cut Saturdays as well.

DC: What colour is the sky?
GB: The Tory party is the only party in the world that wants to cut the sky. We have invested in the sky. We have brought forward spending on the sky and increased it by 0% whereas he would cut it by 0% year on year adjusted for real capital spending inflation.DC: What time is it?GB: That is up to the Chancellor to decide. I had nothing to do with it.

DC: Should Freddie Flintoff open the bowling at Cardiff tomorrow?
GB: If the pitch, if the pitch, if the pitch takes off cutters and that is the Tory policy. To bowl off cutters, 10% off cutters, from Mr 10%. Yes, you may laugh, but it is his policy. And I ask him, would he prefer to have Ryan Sidebottom bowling his left arm swing up the hill and into the wind?

DC: Do bears crap in the woods?
GB: Bear crapping has risen under this Labour government year on year where it fell under the previous Tory administration. We have invested in crap while they cut it. The previous government, of which he was an advisor, cut crap year on year while we have increased crap year on year in real terms since 1997. The party opposite is the only serious party in the world that is opposed to us increasing crap.

[Nick]

Keith Porter wrote to the Telegraph

SIR ? Now that Gordon Brown?s administration is to take over the East Coast main line should the 10am King?s Cross to Edinburgh be renamed The Lying Scotsman?

[Snoopy]

 

[Nick]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/prescott-phone-tap-reveals-obsession-with-chip-butties-and-viagra-200907091889/

[Nick]

WTF is this about??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8145339.stm

[Nick]

Another cracker from Hague

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Cj1b-rp1E&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Forder%2Dorder%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

Excellent! 

[Nick]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/for-christ's-sake-just-buy-some-helicopters%2c-says-everyone-200907161908/

[Barman]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/for-christ's-sake-just-buy-some-helicopters%2c-says-everyone-200907161908/

But Bill McKay, from Doncaster, said: "When it comes to wars and stuff I'm inclined to go with generals and admirals, rather than some bloke called 'Bob Ainsworth' who spent 20 years as a shop steward in Coventry before deciding to sit around on his fat arse all day spending my money."

 

[Snoopy]

I particularly liked

Margaret Gerving, a retired headmistress from Surrey, said: "I've noticed there are lots of wind turbines just standing about doing precisely fuck all most of the time. Surely we can use some of the bits to make at least one helicopter?"

And also

And Tom Logan, from Finsbury Park, added: "Do we want a state of the art Olympic velodrome so we can maintain our global dominance at riding a bike, or do we want more live soldiers? It's a tricky one isn't it?"

They really do sum up the public's mood

[The Moan Ranger]

Interview with the treasury...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8159985.stm