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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2009, 02:18:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2009, 02:12:12 PM
So you like being spanked  eeek:

I'd prefer to be the spanker rather than the spankee but it depends who is making the offer.
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2009, 02:38:37 PM »
 eeek:  The stuff I miss when werk beckons!   eeek:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2009, 02:40:12 PM »
WERK!  point:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2009, 02:47:18 PM »
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But it pays the bills
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2009, 02:57:55 PM »
My dustbin eats my bills  whistle:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2009, 03:01:07 PM »
Freddie Starr Ate my Hamster!
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #51 on: May 20, 2009, 05:53:28 PM »
Some Peruvians of our acquaintance were eyeing some guinea pigs in a local pet shop with some interest. Seems they are a very popular lunch in Peru.

Anyhoo, and getting back in the direction of the topic, Mrs Nick arrived home with several bottles of Dandelion and Burdock. I know not why
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2009, 09:25:49 AM »
Mrs Nick found the Betterware catalogue in the bin and retrieved it. I am braced for deliveries of useless tat  noooo:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2009, 10:12:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2009, 09:25:49 AM
Mrs Nick found the Betterware catalogue in the bin and retrieved it. I am braced for deliveries of useless tat  noooo:
Rugs 'n stuff...?
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2009, 10:13:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2009, 09:25:49 AM
Mrs Nick found the Betterware catalogue in the bin and retrieved it. I am braced for deliveries of useless tat  noooo:

And the difference this week is  Shrugs:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2009, 10:17:57 AM »
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #56 on: May 21, 2009, 10:30:14 AM »
A sensible man would have torn it into several pieces ....................... yes I can see the obvious flaw in my argument.  point:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2009, 10:44:44 AM »
A sensible woman would have torn it to shreds and smeared it with baked bean juice!  lol:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2009, 08:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 01:08:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2009, 01:03:44 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2957409.stm  whistle:


I stand corrected ~ they do not still exist then but one gets so much crap through the letter box. Coopers of Stortford are one such and then there's Stowes of Bath and so it goes on and on. I still get one occasionally that offers the most bizarre items which is why I assumed Innovations was still going ~ they all go in the recycling box unread anyway.


Perhaps you should have looked a little further Nick ....... 6 months later the BBC said

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3217633.stm   whistle: whistle:

Do you get GOS of Birmingham
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2009, 08:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 01:49:37 PM
OK so now what about the three postal deliveries, the milk in bottle delivered early in the morning, Old Ladies riding their bicycles through the mists to early morning mass and proper exams. Where are Johnny Onion and the Peg Lady?

I want my life back! cussing:
And the man who brought blocks of salt around on his horse drawn cart, and the scary gypsy lady with sprigs of heather, if you didn't buy any she would place a curse on you and your family for 7 generations, another reason why I have ended up on here!
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