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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2009, 01:30:54 PM »
They seem to have to start all over again with the fingerprinting every time she goes there  noooo: In case she has cloned herself or has a twin sister or summat ( scared2:).

Very odd.
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2009, 01:32:26 PM »
 rubschin: How sure are you that this isn't a matter of Mrs Nick having an Inky Finger Fetish?
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2009, 01:32:48 PM »
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2009, 01:34:18 PM »
Well nobody would ever imagine there were two of her ~ not even in your worst nightmares. ;)
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2009, 01:37:36 PM »
Double the happiness surely  whistle:
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« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2009, 01:38:09 PM »
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2009, 01:39:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 20, 2009, 01:38:09 PM
Words fail me
How about "aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2009, 01:44:00 PM »
But getting back on topic what happened to Kleeneze(sp)?
They were like Bettaware but bigger and better my old Mum used to say ~ but then she used to buy onions off a Frenchman on a Bike, Pegs from a Gypsy woman who came round every Spring, the milk came before 5am in bottles carried by a horsedrawn cart and we had three postal deliveries a day. cloud9:




We also had proper exams called GCEs at 'O' Level and then 'A' Level and something called a School Leaving Certificate for those who failed to get any 'O' Levels.
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2009, 01:45:55 PM »
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2009, 01:49:37 PM »
OK so now what about the three postal deliveries, the milk in bottle delivered early in the morning, Old Ladies riding their bicycles through the mists to early morning mass and proper exams. Where are Johnny Onion and the Peg Lady?

I want my life back! cussing:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2009, 01:51:24 PM »
Cable TV by Redifusion with bakelite controls   cloud9:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2009, 01:54:34 PM »
Snap out of it you two.... you have reality to deal with   confused:
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2009, 02:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 20, 2009, 01:54:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 20, 2009, 01:49:37 PM
I want my life back! cussing:

Here...  whistle:



 rubschin: I remember one day when I got six of the best across the arse from the Head Master for bunking off, a wallop round the left ear from the local policeman for scrumping apples and a hiding off me dad for ripping me school trousers on a fence (which is how the copper caught up with me).
The 'appiest days o' me life  ::)
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Re: The Betterware Catalogue
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2009, 02:12:12 PM »
So you like being spanked  eeek:
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