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Berek

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RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« on: June 22, 2007, 02:55:34 PM »
She's home in around an hours time, and my excuse for not trimming the bush was going to be that its pissed down all day, but everything is bone dry, all the neighbours have washing out and theres a barbecue going on next door  ( thats another story  censored: )...

the jacket was the start, I fear the bush could be the killer... scared2:
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 02:56:41 PM »
Poor you - been dry here too!  whistle:
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 02:59:20 PM »
do you have an electric hedge trimmer? If so just put a piece of wire insulation around the connector. Hey presto the hedge trimmer is broken and you cant trim the hedge till you've worked out how to fix it.
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 03:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Berek on June 22, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
. . trimming the bush . .

Quickly whip round your tackle with her ladyshave then claim you misunderstood her instructions.

Of course this will not work of you are already 'an smooth man'.
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 03:18:40 PM »
But my brother Esau (spelling?) is 'an smooth man!
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 03:19:58 PM »
Your brother is not alone ~ but I recall we have had this conversation in the not too distant past  eyes:
« Last Edit: June 22, 2007, 04:48:04 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 04:32:11 PM »
bugger me backwards, its raining !!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2007, 04:41:31 PM »
Sorry Beagle, I obviously have to pay more attention.
On the subject of rain, it pissed it down here in Surrey for a bit, but now glorious sunshine. And Mick Channon's horse Championship Point won me shed loads. I'll pay the speeding fine with some of it...
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2007, 04:48:57 PM »
That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2007, 04:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 04:48:57 PM
That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.

He's had a Hob Nob with Nick  whistle:
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2007, 04:56:23 PM »
Quote from: Berek on June 22, 2007, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 04:48:57 PM
That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.

He's had a Hob Nob with Nick  whistle:

Who hasn't ......................... 'cept me  sad24:
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2007, 04:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Berek on June 22, 2007, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 04:48:57 PM
That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.

He's had a Hob Nob with Nick  whistle:

Who hasn't ......................... 'cept me  sad24:

He never waved his Hob Nob in my direction scared2:
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2007, 05:00:38 PM »
Quote from: Berek on June 22, 2007, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Berek on June 22, 2007, 04:55:06 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2007, 04:48:57 PM
That Mick Channon has won me a lot over the years.
His brother used to cut my hair.

He's had a Hob Nob with Nick  whistle:

Who hasn't ......................... 'cept me  sad24:

He never waved his Hob Nob in my direction scared2:


Phew ~ that was a narrow escape then .... I naturally assumed, since you had a hot date and all ??????  eyes:
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Re: RAIN YOU BASTARD , RAIN !!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2007, 05:13:35 PM »
Weather update :

The A31 near Winchester is sunny, but heavy cloud looms large toward Southampton. Mrs TMR is driving like a mad thing, so I'm pleased this afternoon's imbibement has left me in a calm stupor.

But I'm dying for a pi55.
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2007, 05:15:26 PM »
You're using that Blackberry thingy again. evil:
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