The Empty BM's wallet party thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Or filing my feet 

Okay then... I'll go on my own like... 

Stop sobbing - I prolly ( absolutely definitely )  owe you and LL quite a few drinks in return 

I'll sort out a time with you   

[Barman]

Or filing my feet 

Okay then... I'll go on my own like... 

Stop sobbing - I prolly ( absolutely definitely )  owe you and LL quite a few drinks in return 

I'll sort out a time with you   

Excellent! 

[Snoopy]

I'm fairly sure it is going to be at the Marquis of Granby in Epsom High street close to the station like... real ales-a-plenty for the men...

I sahll check it out tomorrow lunch time just to get a feel for the me and you... 

Miss D -care to join me for lunch on the 'morrow like...? 

I look forward to a full report ~ but their write up on t'web doesn't sound too promising for an old 'un like me.

[Miss Demeanour]

I will wear my best spit and sawdust skating shoes 

[Snoopy]

Ear plugs and a stab proof vest might be better.

I mean who the f*ck makes a feature out of spilt candle wax and claims it to be modern? Every bistro and wine bar did that in the 70s.

[Bar Wench]

We could always sit outside?

Failing that BM there are a couple of others pubs literally 10 steps from the Marquis, can't remember the names of them at the mo though. If you have your back to the Marquis and look straight ahead they are both on the road straight ahead on the right hand side. Perhaps worth a look to see if they are more "miserable old bloke"  friendly. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Meanwhile the girls will be dancing the night away to the crap music 

[Barman]

We could always sit outside?

Failing that BM there are a couple of others pubs literally 10 steps from the Marquis, can't remember the names of them at the mo though. If you have your back to the Marquis and look straight ahead they are both on the road straight ahead on the right hand side. Perhaps worth a look to see if they are more "miserable old bloke"  friendly. 

Miss D and I will make it our mission to find the perfect location for our Soirée.... 

Now, somewhere with a dartboard, dominoes and a shove ha'penny league... 

[Nick]

ANd pork scratchings

[Barman]

ANd pork scratchings

TMR will be bringing counterfeit scratchings... 

[tel]

I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.

Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.

[Barman]

I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.

Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.

Will you come on the 29th tho like...?

[Nick]

Is The Rubbing House some sort of massage parlour?   

[tel]

Is The Rubbing House some sort of massage parlour?   

Many moons ago it was the gayest pub in Surrey.

Now it is a very boring eatery. 

[tel]

I would attend today, but I am lunching with my dad in Sutton.

Have not been in an Epsom for years. Did go to the Rubbing House a few years ago though.

Will you come on the 29th tho like...?

Tis quite possible.

Will Wenchy give me a piggy-back home?