AAAAAAAAGgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have just returned home to find the police waiting for me
- quick panic - I'm sure I paid for everything at the shops
But no, feckin simple fence situation rumbles on. Apparently the guy they arrested has put his hands up said it was me and only me but that he did it in self defence ( how the hell that works I don't know
) and even though the witnesses at the time said there were two of them and they both destroyed the fence - anyhoo -I digress
So smiley police man said they have decided to issue a conditional discharge as wait for it - this is the good bit - the man wants to come round and fix the damage himself.
How do I feel about that I was asked
was my reply
They apparently thought that might be the case - so have spoken to blokey about paying for any of my expenses that I may have incurred. So I say and show them letter from my insurance company - will he pay the £150 excess ?
Yes they confirm - but it will be at a rate of £5 a week and they will need my bank details
I don't think I can wait to tomorrow to start drinking
P.S. Also got a letter from the Insurance people this morning - they need me to pay excesses charge up front before they arrange for Sven to come round - but will only accept cheques and will have to wait until that is cleared.
Do you ever feel you are having one of 'those' days
