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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2009, 08:13:41 AM »
Would you like that??? I'll bring my little mat shall I????  ;D

Is he your alter ego ??????
Yes, like a mini-me...  ::)
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2009, 08:13:58 AM »
I shall be bizzy  angel1
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2009, 08:16:29 AM »
I shall be bizzy  angel1
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2009, 08:18:11 AM »
Wot with Mrs Nick away. And The Boy on a sleepover like....
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2009, 08:18:50 AM »
Wot with Mrs Nick away. And The Boy on a sleepover like....

and you ................................................................... whistle:
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2009, 08:20:59 AM »
Wot with Mrs Nick away. And The Boy on a sleepover like....

and you ................................................................... whistle:
He is going to sneak down to Epsom and surprise us like probably...  cloud9:
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2009, 08:22:01 AM »
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #52 on: May 29, 2009, 08:23:17 AM »
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
I'll leave a spare seat - next to LL for you like...   whistle:
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2009, 08:23:41 AM »
I was flicking channels last night and caught that old boy break dancing on BGT....

I thought he was going to snap in half and be carried off on a stretcher...  noooo:

Now that I would have voted for!  point:

I caught that one as well, my first thought was that you had really flown over here to have your shot at TV stardom BM whistle:

It is pointless to watch these shows anyway, if an interesting act turns up then it ends up on youtube & everyone emails it to their friends (Stavros Flately & that magic trick from the American version are good examples) the rest will be either torturous or derivative shite so why sit through it?  
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2009, 08:24:18 AM »
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
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What time is the pole dancing?
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2009, 08:25:22 AM »
Be afraid  eveilgrin:
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What time is the pole dancing?
Whenever you put money in her garter like - impossible to stop her after that...  noooo:
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2009, 10:30:22 AM »






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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #57 on: May 29, 2009, 11:47:47 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #58 on: May 29, 2009, 11:53:37 AM »
Well I am sure she will be happy if she earns anywhere near as much as these reality TV stars  eeek:

1.  Girls Aloud (£25m) Popstars
2.  Will Young (£12.5m) Pop Idol
3.  Leona Lewis (£10m) X Factor
4.  Jade Goody (£8m) BB
5.  Myleene Klass (£7.5m) Popstars
6.  Gareth Gates (£6.5m) Pop Idol
7.  Paul Potts (£5m) BGT
8.  Craig Phillips (£5m) BB
9.  Lemar (£4m) Fame Academy
10. Jane McDonald (£3.5m) The Cruise
11. Liberty X (£3m) Popstars
12. Brian Dowling (£2.5m) BB
13. Ben Fogle (£2m) Castaway
14. Kym Marsh (£1.8m) Popstars
15. Suzanne Shaw (£1.4m) Popstars
16. Abigail Clancy (£1.25m) Next Top Model
17. Charlotte Hobrough (£1.2m) Survivor
18. Chantelle Houghton (£1m) BB
19. Jonny Gibb (£1m) Survivor
20. Darius Danesh (£900k) Popstars
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Re: Susan Boyle - enough now
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2009, 12:12:23 PM »
Well I am sure she will be happy if she earns anywhere near as much as these reality TV stars  eeek:

1.  Girls Aloud (£25m) Popstars
2.  Will Young (£12.5m) Pop Idol
3.  Leona Lewis (£10m) X Factor
4.  Jade Goody (£8m) BB
5.  Myleene Klass (£7.5m) Popstars
6.  Gareth Gates (£6.5m) Pop Idol
7.  Paul Potts (£5m) BGT
8.  Craig Phillips (£5m) BB
9.  Lemar (£4m) Fame Academy
10. Jane McDonald (£3.5m) The Cruise
11. Liberty X (£3m) Popstars
12. Brian Dowling (£2.5m) BB
13. Ben Fogle (£2m) Castaway
14. Kym Marsh (£1.8m) Popstars
15. Suzanne Shaw (£1.4m) Popstars
16. Abigail Clancy (£1.25m) Next Top Model
17. Charlotte Hobrough (£1.2m) Survivor
18. Chantelle Houghton (£1m) BB
19. Jonny Gibb (£1m) Survivor
20. Darius Danesh (£900k) Popstars

I have never heard of any of them, apart from Klass and Goody.  redface:
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