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Offline Nick

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Flies
« on: May 30, 2009, 02:03:22 PM »
Hot day.

Open windows and doors for breeze.

Effing flies come in. Swat, buzz, spray, buzz.

Bastards  evil:

ANd why is my ceiling so fooking interesting, eh. eh? Bastards
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Re: Flies
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2009, 03:03:57 PM »
Flies spread unwanted diseases ~ keep yours buttoned up. whistle:
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Re: Flies
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2009, 04:14:14 PM »
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Re: Flies
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2009, 04:59:07 PM »
>>>> village shop.. vapona >>> home >>> ceiling>>> flies >>> dead  happy088
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Re: Flies
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2009, 04:59:30 PM »
First seen on the bog wall at my junior school around 1955 

I didn't understand it but happily repeated it to a hushed family Sunday lunch redface:

Mother was not amused.
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Re: Flies
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2009, 05:00:43 PM »
A rolled newspaper is not just for beagles  8)
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Re: Flies
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2009, 05:05:16 PM »
These can be fun, allegedly, and Wimbledon is soon to be upon us  whistle:


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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2009, 05:56:43 PM »
Many years ago I lived on a farm, they had a small dairy and used to have these hanging in there.  They still make me shudder. scared2:




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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2009, 06:02:00 PM »
They look remarkably well preserved MissC. You haven't been at the Photoshop, have you?  ;)
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Re: Flies
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2009, 07:15:45 AM »
Our dog is Flymaster General!  eveilgrin: He hates them and chases them all around the house...

Also, we have one of those zapper things with the UV light in the kitchen... the sound of flies getting 100,000 volts is most pleasing...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Flies
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2009, 08:54:23 AM »
You'd think you wouldn't have to spend so much time trying to swat the buggers with the amount of time they spend banging into windows - don't flies suffer concussion  rubschin:
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Re: Flies
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 09:43:13 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 30, 2009, 06:02:00 PM
They look remarkably well preserved MissC. You haven't been at the Photoshop, have you?  ;)

Nooo noooo: It came like that from Google.



My brother in law hoovers flies up by swinging the vacuum hose around his head at speed.

Note to Nick...check under the boys bead there may be something decomposing, hence the flies. scared2:
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Re: Flies
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 10:01:50 AM »
bead? oh, bed. No, I do not go into his room  noooo:
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Re: Flies
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 10:05:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 31, 2009, 09:43:13 AM
My brother in law hoovers flies up by swinging the vacuum hose around his head at speed.

Is that not likely to cause an awful lot of damage  scared2:
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Re: Flies
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 10:16:43 AM »
My father always used to say that flies are attracted to two things: Manure and Roses ~ which are you?  eveilgrin:
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