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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #75 on: June 05, 2009, 04:26:40 AM »
So you want to put wood through my letterbox     eyes:

What can I say - you are all too generous  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

My burf day is not until the end of the month however and I think we need to concentrate on appropriate gifts  ( or virtual gifts ) for Barmisspah and TG before then  whistle:

In addition to which as a girly I do not intend to make a big fuss of mine as far as I can see there is nothing actually to celebrate  cry:
Fair snuff then - I'll cancel the mahoosive order I placed on-line for you...  whistle:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2009, 06:58:03 AM »
Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand? If only Growler were here  noooo:. He collects them.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2009, 07:58:07 AM »
Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand?

Tesco Online order for a box of matches go wrong did it?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2009, 07:58:41 AM »
Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand?

Wouldn't the bakery be interested  rubschin:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2009, 08:02:11 AM »
Does anyone want to buy a consignment of railway sleepers which I happen to have to hand?

Wouldn't the bakery be interested  rubschin:

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2009, 08:04:03 AM »
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Anyhoo, I want to hear more about these Chinese people  Popcorn:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2009, 10:40:12 AM »
Which ones in particular? There is quite a number from which to choose.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2009, 12:29:59 PM »
Miss D's Chinamen of course  ::)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2009, 12:35:11 PM »
Miss D's Chinamen of course  ::)
She should have asked them round to fix her fence - industrious little sods they are...  ;D
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2009, 12:36:37 PM »
It might have upset Sven.  noooo: He has been busy with his chopper
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2009, 12:37:50 PM »
It might have upset Sven.  noooo: He has been busy with his chopper
Did the railway sleepers arrive then?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2009, 01:05:00 PM »
It might have upset Sven.  noooo: He has been busy with his chopper

Sven has still not arrived  evil: - I had man from the insurance assessors round this morning - they are quibbling paying for it  evil: Hopefully after this morning he has now changed his mind and Sven will finally be instructed  Banghead

As for the Chinamen - what would you like to know ?? - there were 12 of them in their best Olympic closing ceremony suits. Apparently they were on a mission to 'understand' how the election process works  noooo: They were very frustrated when told they couldn't use their Nikons inside the premises and would not be able to 'record' the conversations.

Their translator was about 6 ft tall and had to keep bending down to listen to their questions  lol: .  They were most perplexed by the lack of a requirement to bring ID to vote and why so many chose not to vote  Shrugs:

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2009, 01:06:26 PM »
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They were most perplexed by the lack of a requirement to bring ID to vote and why so many chose not to vote

Quite reasonable!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2009, 01:39:59 PM »
Did they have refreshment breaks for pot noodles?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BM
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2009, 02:01:13 PM »
Did they have refreshment breaks for pot noodles?

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No ...and they didn't want to sit down either ..... rubschin:
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