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Offline The Moan Ranger

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BBC News 24
« on: June 01, 2009, 01:08:11 PM »
JUST SAY THE F*CKING PLANE HAS CRASHED  cussing:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2009, 01:10:16 PM »
It does seem the likeiest scenario but it's not 100% certain.
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2009, 01:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 01, 2009, 01:10:16 PM
It does seem the likeiest scenario but it's 100% certain.

The plane is now 5 hours late. It would not have enough fuel to fly for a further 5 hours, even if the pilot did decide to take the passengers on a magical mystery tour. And wrap the plane in an radar invisibility cloak.
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2009, 01:19:58 PM »
For those wondering what they have missed here is the story
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE5502NL20090601
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2009, 01:23:09 PM »
A Scotchman with a beard who is an "expert" has just been on saying the secret to the disaster lies at the bottom of the Atlantic. I would suggest that he seems fairly sure of the situation, why can't the BBC?
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2009, 02:41:08 PM »
Reality following fiction?  eeek:
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2009, 02:48:25 PM »
They prolly all had pig flu anyway...  Shrugs:












Somebody had to say it...  redface:
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2009, 02:52:33 PM »
And pigs clearly don't fly.  noooo:
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2009, 02:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 01, 2009, 02:52:33 PM
And pigs clearly don't fly.  noooo:
Indeed...  ;D
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2009, 07:24:10 PM »
It's really important now because there were 2 British people on board  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2009, 07:26:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 01, 2009, 07:24:10 PM
It's really important now because there were 2 British people on board  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Hopefully Brown and Darling  evil:
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2009, 07:28:39 PM »
They've been off the radar for a lot longer than that  noooo:
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2009, 07:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 01, 2009, 07:24:10 PM
It's really important now because there were 2 British people on board  Banghead Banghead Banghead

P.S. Just seen that it's 5.

So Brown, Darling, Blears, Madelson and Smith. Please. If there's a god. evil:
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2009, 07:38:48 PM »
AND THEY ARE STILL SAYING MISSING!!!
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Re: BBC News 24
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2009, 02:25:42 AM »
I've just seen some absolutely abominable footage of some of the relatives having to get help from airport security staff to get through the press vultures.

For fuck's sake, what do you think you are going to get out of these poor bastards? The lost treasure of the Sierra Madre? The unified theory?

Yes, it is news but you could at least try to have compassion for these people and not shove mikes in their faces for a fucking soundbite!
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