Right now ~ the sound of two small boys arguing that they had a shower this morning and it's not fair that "Just because we've been on the beach all afternoon we have to have another one now"
Their Mother has joined in "But you are filthy"
Boys have responded in unison "And we will be again tomorrow so why bother to wash it off"
Now it's my turn
" Oh dear, 'ow sad, never mind, NOW Go wash you feelthy little SODS!" Sounds of shower operating
Once a Drill Instructor ~ always a Drill Instructor