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Offline Barman

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Getting Fit
« on: June 04, 2009, 02:42:50 PM »
Just been out on my mountain bike.... that was a mistake...  noooo:

I should have stopped after pumping the tyres up... prolly enough for the first day like...  surrender:
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 02:53:44 PM »


Geoff Hamilton ~ Presenter of "Gardener's World" for many years and famous for creating "Barnsdale" garden had a heart attack, despite being a non smoker and spending every day gardening and working. He was a fit man but he decided after the HA to buy a bicycle and "get fit". He died of a massive heart attack whilst cycling.

The man who invented the Jogging to get healthy craze (A Yank by the name of Jim Fixx) died at the end of a jogging session at the age of 52 of a Heart Attack.

You are now 49 ~ accept that as a fact and do not try to turn back the clock ~ believe me it cannot be done.
Sell the bike and use your car to get around. You know it makes sense.
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 03:02:06 PM »
You need a wii.  cloud9:
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 03:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 04, 2009, 03:02:06 PM
You need a wii.  cloud9:

True young Wench person but the only way anyone can hold up time is by lifting their watch above their head.
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2009, 03:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 04, 2009, 03:02:06 PM
You need a wii.  cloud9:

I first read that as "You need a will."    eeek:
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2009, 03:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 04, 2009, 03:20:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 04, 2009, 03:02:06 PM
You need a wii.  cloud9:

I first read that as "You need a will."    eeek:

At the rate he is going that would be a good plan. noooo:
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2009, 04:10:51 PM »
Thanks for your encouragement...  ::)

I intend to lose a pound or two... or perhaps three...  redface:
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2009, 04:29:43 PM »
Just have it hoovered out, like
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2009, 04:32:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2009, 04:10:51 PM
Thanks for your encouragement...  ::)

I intend to lose a pound or two... or perhaps three...  redface:

I asked my Diabetic Consultant how I could best go about losing weight ~ which I admit I badly need to do ~ as the heart problems prevent exercise.
He replied "Close your mouth"








Seriously tho' ~ Take it easy. I know in your mind you are still 21, I am too but in reality it just ain't so.
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2009, 04:42:15 PM »
I am still 18  angel1
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 04:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2009, 04:42:15 PM
I am still 18  angel1

And never been kissed nor cuddled  ::)
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2009, 04:46:12 PM »
I am pure   angel1
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2009, 04:47:23 PM »
I was as pure as snow ....... but I drifted (attributed to Mae West)
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »
I feel a poll coming on  rubschin:
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Re: Getting Fit
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2009, 05:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2009, 04:42:15 PM
I am still 18  angel1
As old as that...?  rubschin:
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