A bad night

[Nick]

I was struggling to stay asleep at 2.30 this morning. To sleep would be too dangerous. Mrs Nick had been taken over by aliens, had kidnapped me and several others to a remote island and had implanted me with alien eggs which would take 62 days to hatch  Personal destruction would be followed by world domination by an alien race. If I slept there was a danger she would be able to fertilise the eggs in some way and that would be that. 

It only dawned on me at about 2.45 that this was almost certainly a dream.

I am knackered 

[Grumpmeister]

Its always.........err....... 'interesting' to see these little glimpses into your mind Nick

Were the aliens also responsible for the exploding wildlife & electrical equipment

[The Moan Ranger]

I was up at 5.30, made Mrs TMR(to be) a coffee and ran her bath. She left at 8.15 to start her new job  

[Nick]

Proper new job, like? On a Friday? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I had loads of dreams last night too  

I dreamt that there were mahoosive spiders just sleeping by all the window vents - and on the kitchen window cill there was a mass of black fur which I took to be the mother ship spider. So I bent down to the kitchen cupboard which turned out to be Flash bleach spray and liberally applied this to the blob and then all the spiders. The spiders shrivelled up and died but the black mass started to move and it turned round and was this really cute creature with a yellow mouth  

It waddled off the cill and then collapsed and went belly up. I cleaned up all the mess I had created and then later on got a telephone call from the doctors to say I wish I could tell you good news but you are going to die within 6 months  

[Nick]

Are you sure you were dreaming?

[The Moan Ranger]

Proper new job, like? On a Friday? 

Yup - today is for various form filling and getting to know her new systems and stuff.

[Miss Demeanour]

Yep .....checked the cupboards and I don't have any Flash bleach spray  

[Darwins Selection]

. . the black mass started to move and it turned round and was this really cute creature with a yellow mouth

It waddled off the cill and then collapsed and went belly up.

You are going to meet Whoopi Goldberg and/or  Sandy Toksvig.

[Grumpmeister]

Proper new job, like? On a Friday? 

Yup - today is for various form filling and getting to know her new systems and stuff.

Is this new job in London perchance?

Miss D, your dream means that drinking copious amounts of collapsio before bed time is a bad idea

[Miss Demeanour]

I haven't had any alcohol all week    .... maybe that is the problem 

[Barman]

I haven't had any alcohol all week    .... maybe that is the problem 

A whole week??? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Proper new job, like? On a Friday? 

Yup - today is for various form filling and getting to know her new systems and stuff.

Is this new job in London perchance?

Miss D, your dream means that drinking copious amounts of collapsio before bed time is a bad idea

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I feel that there may be some other worldly force at work here.  I have been up since about two having had a scary dream about giant fish and some rather nasty squid all coming after me, their intent was not good.   

Miss D can only suggest that you get back on the collapsio ASAP.

[Nick]

Being attacked by a giant squid would be Miss D's worst nightmare. Oh, yes, I see............