I was struggling to stay asleep at 2.30 this morning. To sleep would be too dangerous.
Mrs Nick had been taken over by aliens, had kidnapped me and several others to a remote island and had implanted me with alien eggs which would take 62 days to hatch
Personal destruction would be followed by world domination by an alien race. If I slept there was a danger she would be able to fertilise the eggs in some way and that would be that.
It only dawned on me at about 2.45 that this was almost certainly a dream.
I am knackered