A bad night

[Barman]

Passiflora drops in a glass of water at night before you go to bed. Take more if you awake from nightmares.

Take 150mL of Talisker before going to bed.

Keep a glass with another 150mL at the bedside and drink it if you awake for any reason.

Or simply drink collapso throughout the evening and then, um... collapse. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week  ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid

The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it  . Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form 

I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand  - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned 

The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone 

I will not drink that brand of wine again 

[Barman]

 

[tel]

I think she has had one too many fairy cakes.

[Nick]

I had exactly the same dream 

I suspect we both visited the same VP parallel universe where these things are really happening 

[Darwins Selection]

I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week  ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid

The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it  . Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form 

I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand  - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned 

The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone 

I will not drink that brand of wine again 

Come along girl, name names.

You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.

I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey

[Snoopy]

I had a brilliant nights sleep last night .....I have been waking up at 4 something in the morning for most of this week  ...however I had about 3 dreams last night . All very vivid

The most alarming one of all was that I had a dream with you lot in it  . Apparently we were putting on a play in a hooooge old theatre and it was all in swashbuckling period costume . With cast members flouncing around on stage and off and being true to form 

I was not part of the cast but was a backstage hand  - however I witnessed a real life murder on the staircase ( I won't say which 2 VP characters - 1 was a girly tho ). Then there were a dozen boxes of fresh cream cakes that were delivered and I had to taste them for you to ensure they weren't poisoned 

The VP character in charge of the orchestra threw an almighty fit because his musicians weren't up to scratch and battered someone over the head with a trombone 

I will not drink that brand of wine again 

Come along girl, name names.

You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.

I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey

I don't mind being Rin Tin Tin but I WILL NOT be Lassie.

[Miss Demeanour]

Come along girl, name names.
You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.
I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey

Sean Connery I'm afraid you weren't DS - sorry 

You were in it though - well I knew it was you    not that I have a clue what you look like  - and I'm afraid you had a very flouncy shirt on ( I did say it was a costume drama didn't I  )

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Come along girl, name names.
You can't leave us all wondering about our roles.
I see myself as someone along the lines of Sean Connery, BM as Yul Brynner and Nick as Charles Hawtrey

Sean Connery I'm afraid you weren't DS - sorry 

You were in it though - well I knew it was you    not that I have a clue what you look like  - and I'm afraid you had a very flouncy shirt on ( I did say it was a costume drama didn't I  )

She sees me as Liberace.

I am desolate. 

[Nick]

you had a very flouncy shirt

One puff and it lifts 

[Miss Demeanour]

She sees me as Liberace.
I am desolate. 

 

I so don't 

It was more of an Errol Flynn type look I'll have you know 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

You were the director Nick 

[Darwins Selection]

She sees me as Liberace.
I am desolate. 

 

I so don't 

It was more of an Errol Flynn type look I'll have you know 

 

Just call if your swash needs un-buckling.  

Have a clap.