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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Breaking News
« on: June 05, 2009, 06:23:36 PM »

There has been a devastating fire at a pie factory in the North. The Fire Brigade, though exceptionally quick to respond, reported that not all of the employees made it out safely. Apparently 3.141 members of staff have died in the disaster
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 06:26:09 PM »
Let me get your coat for you  ::)
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 06:28:06 PM »
I'm not wearing one today thank you  lol:
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 06:29:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 05, 2009, 06:23:36 PM

There has been a devastating fire at a pie factory in the North. The Fire Brigade, though exceptionally quick to respond, reported that not all of the employees made it out safely. Apparently 3.141 members of staff have died in the disaster
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 07:50:18 PM »
Apparently Susan Boyle has rung no.10 to enquire about Brooin's well-being...
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 07:58:24 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 05, 2009, 07:50:18 PM
Apparently Susan Boyle has rung no.10 to enquire about Brooin's well-being...

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Nah, just kiddin', you're allright...  ;)
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Offline Pirate

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 08:02:39 PM »
okay...I'll bite. What is the first post about? What am I missing? rubschin:
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 08:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on June 05, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
okay...I'll bite. What is the first post about? What am I missing? rubschin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi

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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 08:05:46 PM »
Pi

Wiki says:
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Pi or π is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. It is approximately equal to 3.14159 in the usual decimal notation (see the table for its representation in some other bases). π is one of the most important mathematical and physical constants: many formulae from mathematics, science, and engineering involve π.[1]
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2009, 08:06:25 PM »
Beatcha!  whistle:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2009, 08:07:05 PM »
LL says you always come first  whistle:
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2009, 08:08:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 05, 2009, 08:07:05 PM
LL says you always come first  whistle:
Indeed..  redface:
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Offline Pirate

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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2009, 08:10:29 PM »
Got it now..I'm dylexic with numnbers
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2009, 02:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on June 05, 2009, 08:10:29 PM
Got it now..I'm dylexic with numnbers

And werds too! point:
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Re: Breaking News
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2009, 06:54:20 PM »
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