The brat, for the past 3 weekends, has had some kind of sleepover to attend. This weekend she has her friends over
Queue an evening of crap films, total annihilation of the whole contents of the fridge, chatting and shrieking til the early hours of the morning, plates and cups left everywhere etc etc etc
Whatever happened to just going to see your friends at the weekend and then coming home - this now has to be extended to overnight stays at the very least.
Obviously this arrangement works just fine when the brat is staying elsewhere it's just when its my turn I have the issues