Murder in Surrey

[The Moan Ranger]

A woman's body has been found in a wheelie bin in Cobham. Police are treating it as "suspicious" - how wonderful our police are 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8087642.stm

[Nick]

She might just have fallen into it, like 

[Snoopy]

In pieces? Three weeks ago?

I said these new bin collection schemes would lead to no good.

[Darwins Selection]

I hope the body was in a green bin. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well, that won't be collected until next week, that should gibe the plod time to stitch someone up come to a definite conclusion.

[Miss Demeanour]

Apparently the refuse people did go to collect it last week but it was too heavy - so  they left it 

[Barman]

Apparently the refuse people did go to collect it last week but it was too heavy - so  they left it 

[Uncle Mort]

Apparently the refuse people did go to collect it last week but it was too heavy - so  they left it 

You'd think the binmen would have looked inside to see why it was so heavy.

Are the weelies bigger in Surrey? I only ask because even Hazel Blears wouldn't fit in ours.

[The Moan Ranger]

Apparently the refuse people did go to collect it last week but it was too heavy - so  they left it 

You'd think the binmen would have looked inside to see why it was so heavy.

Are the weelies bigger in Surrey? I only ask because even Hazel Blears wouldn't fit in ours.

I have a huge one 

[Miss Demeanour]

But no load in it 

[Darwins Selection]

Apparently the refuse people did go to collect it last week but it was too heavy - so  they left it  

You'd think the binmen would have looked inside to see why it was so heavy.

Are the weelies bigger in Surrey? I only ask because even Hazel Blears wouldn't fit in ours.

She would if minced finely enough.  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Apparently the refuse people did go to collect it last week but it was too heavy - so  they left it 

You'd think the binmen would have looked inside to see why it was so heavy.

Are the weelies bigger in Surrey? I only ask because even Hazel Blears wouldn't fit in ours.

I have a huge one 

So you say, proof required me thinks.

[Barman]

How can a wheelie bin be too heavy? 

It has wheels on it - hence the name. They don't have to pick it up or anything, just drag it to the truck.

Binmen aren't what they used to be... 

[Miss Demeanour]

It might have been considered bulky refuse and that is a whole different collection service 

[Darwins Selection]

It might have been considered bulky refuse and that is a whole different collection service 

Just how big was this dismembered Amazon?