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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Ironing
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2009, 02:40:50 PM »
Let me guess ~ Iron too hot and a lack of water in reservoir because you failed to refill it has resulted in you melting something that is now sticking in a blackened mess to the base of the iron.

Your only answer is to replace both items before LL returns. noooo:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2009, 02:41:58 PM »
I shall say I got a ladeee in and she did it...  whistle:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2009, 02:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 08, 2009, 12:43:39 PM
Why would you iron sheets - surely the body does that when you lie on them  noooo:

They come out even more wrinkly if I do that.  sad24: sad32:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2009, 02:44:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 08, 2009, 02:41:58 PM
I shall say I got a ladeee in and she did it...  whistle:

It's still gonna cost you a new iron because once that happens they are a write off. No product will clean it properly.
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2009, 03:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 02:40:50 PM
Let me guess ~ Iron too hot and a lack of water in reservoir because you failed to refill it has resulted in you melting something that is now sticking in a blackened mess to the base of the iron.

Your only answer is to replace both items before LL returns. noooo:




Not quite snoops, should he not value his gonads, he could hold onto both items and replace LL. scared2:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #65 on: June 08, 2009, 03:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 08, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 02:40:50 PM
Let me guess ~ Iron too hot and a lack of water in reservoir because you failed to refill it has resulted in you melting something that is now sticking in a blackened mess to the base of the iron.

Your only answer is to replace both items before LL returns. noooo:




Not quite snoops, should he not value his gonads, he could hold onto both items and replace LL. scared2:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #66 on: June 08, 2009, 03:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 08, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
Not quite snoops, should he not value his gonads, he could hold onto both items and replace LL. scared2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #67 on: June 08, 2009, 03:48:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 08, 2009, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 08, 2009, 02:40:50 PM
Let me guess ~ Iron too hot and a lack of water in reservoir because you failed to refill it has resulted in you melting something that is now sticking in a blackened mess to the base of the iron.

Your only answer is to replace both items before LL returns. noooo:




Not quite snoops, should he not value his gonads, he could hold onto both items and replace LL. scared2:


IMHO LL is irreplaceable. Beside which she probably has his gonads in her handbag anyway.
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2009, 03:51:08 PM »
It's more a clutch bag Snoops  whistle:

and agreed - completely irreplaceable  8)
« Last Edit: June 08, 2009, 03:52:47 PM by Miss Demeanor »
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #69 on: June 08, 2009, 03:52:53 PM »
 lol:  lol:

Yup ~ bin there but I escaped.
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #70 on: June 08, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
Ironing finished...  cloud9:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #71 on: June 08, 2009, 04:33:21 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Six and a half HOURS?

Have you done the ironing for the whole village?


You have only been on your own for a week.
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #72 on: June 08, 2009, 04:34:36 PM »
Or was it just three sheets to the wind  whistle:
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #73 on: June 08, 2009, 04:37:12 PM »
 drumroll: I bet the creases aren't straight, they will also be in the wrong place, it will end in tears...
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Re: Ironing
« Reply #74 on: June 08, 2009, 04:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 08, 2009, 04:37:12 PM
drumroll: I bet the creases aren't straight, they will also be in the wrong place, it will end in tears...

Tears or tears?
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