Where oh where

[Miss Demeanour]

I went to a short one at 12 o clock - I came out at 2 .15 

Now eating lunch at desk 

[Snoopy]

Miss D and Grumpmeister have gone now.

Nobody has gone anywhere... 

I went to the toilet 

Me too ~ but you don't get sent to the bottom of the garden to do it behind a tree do you?

[Barman]

I went to a short one at 12 o clock - I came out at 2 .15 

Now eating lunch at desk 

Well, that is hardly a shor- oh, I see... 

[Nick]

I went to a short one at 12 o clock - I came out at 2 .15  

Now eating lunch at desk  

Constipation, is it?

[Miss Demeanour]

Miss D and Grumpmeister have gone now.

Nobody has gone anywhere... 

I went to the toilet 

Me too ~ but you don't get sent to the bottom of the garden to do it behind a tree do you?

But then don't the fairies see you 

[Nick]

You are Wenchy and I claim my £5

[Snoopy]

Miss D and Grumpmeister have gone now.

Nobody has gone anywhere... 

I went to the toilet 

Me too ~ but you don't get sent to the bottom of the garden to do it behind a tree do you?

But then don't the fairies see you 

We hounds get used to that sort of thing. I put a brave face on it but deep down it hurts.

[Uncle Mort]

Miss D and Grumpmeister have gone now.

Nobody has gone anywhere... 

I went to the toilet 

Me too ~ but you don't get sent to the bottom of the garden to do it behind a tree do you?

But then don't the fairies see you 

We hounds get used to that sort of thing. I put a brave face on it but deep down it hurts.

bowel cancer? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Ticks 

[Barman]

A good kick up the arse from somebody that trod in dog shite prolly...