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Barmaids and suit of armour party
« on: June 11, 2009, 10:42:32 AM »
Mrs Nick and I have been invited to a knights and barmaids party. Does anyone have any helpful costume suggestions?
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 10:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 10:42:32 AM
Mrs Nick and I have been invited to a knights and barmaids party. Does anyone have any helpful costume suggestions?
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 10:46:44 AM »


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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 10:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 10:42:32 AM
Mrs Nick and I have been invited to a knights and barmaids party. Does anyone have any helpful costume suggestions?


What size is your bust and do you mind showing some cleavage?

Mrs Nick should surely go dressed as usual ~ breathing fire.
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 10:52:03 AM »
Well I was thinking of going with an old bucket on my head, like and Mrs Nick has an old cowgirl costume somewhere. But I think we would look ridiculous  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 10:54:29 AM »
Make yourself a tabard - borrow the boys light saber and wear BM's bucket - you'll look grand  lol:

As for Mrs Nick - go shopping and buy her something nice to wear  eyes:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 10:55:42 AM »
Maybe she could swop her Cowgirl costume for LL's Barmaid costume  rubschin: Otherwise LL would have to go to a cowboys and indians party as a barmaid, which would make no sense whatsoever
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 10:57:55 AM »
Not a lot does anymore  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 11:21:20 AM »
If you can get a long plain knitted jumper & paint it with Hammertoe you can use that as chainmail if you have a tabard over it.

Alternatively you could just make a mahoosive white flag to carry & when someone asks tell them you have come as Sir Ender. whistle:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2009, 11:24:35 AM »
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2009, 11:26:01 AM »
Oh no we don't!  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2009, 11:29:58 AM »
Given the amount of general wierdness and calamities that happen in Nicks world anything is possible so we've learned to go with the flow  whistle:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2009, 11:33:05 AM »
And suggesting I paint a woolly jumper with Hammerite is sensible?
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2009, 11:33:40 AM »
I'm sure that Mrs Nick could knit you an outfit from some wire wool.

You can always unpick it afterwards.
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2009, 11:36:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 11:24:35 AM
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:

Isn't there an old adage:

"Never disagree with a madman"

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