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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2009, 11:39:29 AM »
So much smiting, so little time  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2009, 11:46:20 AM »
And suggesting I paint a woolly jumper with Hammerite is sensible?

On the off chance you hadnt been invited by the 'voices', yes. After all it worked for the Monty Python & the Holy Grail costumes 8)

On the other hand l'm sure LL would lend you BM's straitjacket. Then you could go as Sir Tifiable whistle:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2009, 12:11:11 PM »
So much smiting, so little time  noooo:
Indeed...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 12:59:28 PM »
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:

Isn't there an old adage:

"Never disagree with a madman"

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In some parts the old adage is:

"Never disagree with a madam" 8)
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 01:55:20 PM »
Some people appear to believe what I say in this thread  noooo:

Isn't there an old adage:

"Never disagree with a madman"

 rubschin:

In some parts the old adage is:

"Never disagree with a madam" 8)
I don't think they are that sort of bar girls...  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2009, 01:57:00 PM »
Who aren't?
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2009, 01:59:21 PM »
Who aren't?
The bar girls like...  ::)
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2009, 05:40:22 PM »
That's a shame...prolly whip:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2009, 05:29:10 AM »
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof).


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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2009, 07:03:10 AM »
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof). 

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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2009, 07:06:19 AM »
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof). 

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Soap, water, mouth now!  noooo:
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2009, 07:07:48 AM »
Shan't  angel1
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2009, 07:31:19 AM »
Nick, after Sunday my bucket helmet will be available for hire at £50 per week (or part thereof).




So remind us of the nature of the rest of your 'costume'
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Re: Barmaids and suit of armour party
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2009, 07:31:49 AM »
I see the forecast for today is "Smutty".  noooo:
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