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Misdirected text messages
« on: June 11, 2009, 12:37:59 PM »
Yesterday morning I got a text message

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Hi. How are u

No name. Unfamiliar number. I ignored it

One hour later

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Is my proposition still acceptable
  eeek:

Then

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Can we meet at 2

Then

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We need to communicate urgently to discuss your intentions

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Is your name Lloyd?

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No
point:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 01:57:21 PM »
That air hostess prolly...  whistle:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 01:57:57 PM »
WHy would she ask if I was called Lloyd?
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 01:58:31 PM »
It's a code  doh:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 01:58:42 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 01:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
WHy would she ask if I was called Lloyd?
because she has moved on Nick... about time you did too....  noooo:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM »
You brought her up!
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 01:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!
Well, yes, um...  redface:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 02:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!

Barman ate the air hostess  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2009, 02:02:12 PM »
I am reminded of a rude acronym
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2009, 02:34:14 PM »
Might have been someone high up in the Cheltenham & Gloucester  rubschin:
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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2009, 04:11:13 PM »
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2009, 04:22:25 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 11, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
Might have been someone high up in the Cheltenham & Gloucester  rubschin:
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Re: Misdirected text messages
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2009, 10:19:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 11, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 11, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
You brought her up!

Barman ate the air hostess  eeek: eeek: eeek:

We told him Ryanair didnt do an in flight meal but as usual, in one ear & out the other? whistle:
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