Irresponsible use of a photocopier

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't worry DS I am being very cautious......but someone has put an awful lot of work into this and it is the new head of the dept 

Other fascinating news that has been bought to my attention this morning is that anybody who is away on maternity leave at the moment,  and is in these ring fenced positions, will automatically have to be given a post - apparently it is the law. How the feck is that fair 

[Nick]

Not a babby 

[Uncle Mort]

[Barman]

Don't worry DS I am being very cautious......but someone has put an awful lot of work into this and it is the new head of the dept 

Other fascinating news that has been bought to my attention this morning is that anybody who is away on maternity leave at the moment,  and is in these ring fenced positions, will automatically have to be given a post - apparently it is the law. How the feck is that fair 

I'd say that was completely outrageous! 

So they get a job even tho they may choose after a year off not to come back??? 

[Nick]

And might be useless too!

[Barman]

And might be useless too!

And bring the sprog into werk like! 

[Nick]

They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors 

[Miss Demeanour]

Exactly ......and there are 4 of them that this applies to at the moment in management positions in the dept - so they are protected. Apparently on the basis that you cannot 'reasonably' expect them to come in and attend interviews and such like  

[Barman]

They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors 

Those sticky-on 'bug' things? Bastards!  

[Barman]

Exactly ......and there are 4 of them that this applies to at the moment in management positions in the dept - so they are protected. Apparently on the basis that you cannot 'reasonably' expect them to come in and attend interviews and such like  

Unless they are actually giving birth at the time I see no reason why not? 

[Nick]

They could interview them at home, like. And then not give them jobs on the grounds of slovenliness or summat

[Nick]

They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors 

Those sticky-on 'bug' things? Bastards!  

Yes, we have never had a thread about those, have we? I bet Wench's compooter is festooned 

[Barman]

They could interview them at home, like. And then not give them jobs on the grounds of slovenliness or summat

Tell them to arrange child care at short notice for the interview... If they can't then you don't want them back. Feck off! 

[Barman]

They are the sort that have fluffy mascots stuck to their computer monitors 

Those sticky-on 'bug' things? Bastards!  

Yes, we have never had a thread about those, have we? I bet Wench's compooter is festooned 

Indeed... I bet she can't see the screen... 

[Miss Demeanour]

But won't she have pictures of you guys stuck all over it as well - to drool over all day long