Happy Birthday TG (for Saturday like)

[Miss Demeanour]

Has to be questions that you would be able to ask in a real interview like 

[Darwins Selection]

Has to be questions that you would be able to ask in a real interview like 

"How long have you been Asian?"

[Nick]

'What have you contributed to the organisation in the last year?'
















Miss D: :'What do you want me to take off?'

[Uncle Mort]

"Are you pregnant or just fat?"

[Nick]

Did they ask you that?

[Miss Demeanour]

'What have you contributed to the organisation in the last year
Miss D: :'What do you want me to take off?'

Just take off would be fine  

[Nick]

Anyhoo. TG's birthday........like

[Miss Demeanour]

This surprise party of his is going on a long time 

[Nick]

Everyone is wearing a lot of layers 

[Uncle Mort]

[TG]

Good evening.

I now have beer.

Our new neighbours have invited us over for a barbecue so the day may not be a total loss.

I refuse to comment on interview games.

There is no cake.

 

[Nick]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/horoscopes/your-astrological-week-ahead-with...-200906091815/

[Snoopy]

How's the head TG?

Did you get your cake in the end? 

What pressies d'you get?

Do you feel any older?

The BIG 50 next!!!!!!!!!

[Nick]

How's the head TG?

Did you get your cake in the end? 

What pressies d'you get?

Do you feel any older?

The BIG 50 next!!!!!!!!!

There is no cake.

[Snoopy]

Cake = euphemism 



Note "In the end?"