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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2009, 09:01:58 AM »
Oh dear  noooo: - The Boy may well have to face the wrath of Boobygirl this evening - still you'll be able to advise him how to defuse such situations  lol:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2009, 09:02:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2009, 09:01:58 AM
Oh dear  noooo: - The Boy may well have to face the wrath of Boobygirl this evening - still you'll be able to advise him how to defuse such situations  lol:

We heard the shouting on the phone last night...............
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2009, 09:20:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 08:56:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2009, 08:54:22 AM
I think she has carefully considered her options and decided on the thing that would wind me up most. A simple goldfish would not be nearly exciting enough. Last year she wanted a Galapagos  tortoise  cussing:



These things all need looking after. The Boy agreed to feed Boobygirl's three cats for the weekend. Pity he didn't tell us. Pity he forgot to feed them  scared2:
Hungry cats are beneficial in the rat-extinction program though.
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2009, 09:21:42 AM »
Come to think of it all creatures are pretty pointless. We are just talking abut the ones that irritate us. Ask hedgehogs for their views and the list would look quite different
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2009, 09:22:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 09:21:42 AM
Come to think of it all creatures are pretty pointless. We are just talking abut the ones that irritate us. Ask hedgehogs for their views and the list would look quite different

Not to mention perforated.
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2009, 10:12:23 AM »
 lol:

Wasps. Shrugs:

Slugs and snails in this country are both edible, I have no problem collecting snails and eating them, well, not raw obviously, but slugs I can't face even though they are just homeless snails. noooo:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2009, 10:14:05 AM »
Got any slug recipes?
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2009, 10:14:53 AM »


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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2009, 10:16:52 AM »
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2009, 10:19:55 AM »
First chop the slugs into fine mince  eeek:

I think I'll have toast if you don't mind  noooo:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2009, 10:21:16 AM »
You could do that in a blender, like

See also

http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=71853  eveilgrin:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2009, 10:24:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2009, 08:45:53 AM

And chimps. Name one contribution they have made. No chimp has ever lifted a finger for me
Those tea adverts... and tea parties at the zoo...  whistle:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2009, 10:25:32 AM »
And what do wild chimps do? They just poke things with sticks all day  noooo:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2009, 10:38:41 AM »
A bit like small boys then  rubschin:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2009, 10:40:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2009, 10:38:41 AM
A bit like small boys then  rubschin:

As would 'big boys' given half the chance, slightly different stick tho. noooo:
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