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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Pointless creatures
« on: June 15, 2009, 08:31:49 AM »
Ok so we've established pigeons have no merit in the modern world and therefore should be proactively culled to extinction - well a couple of us have said we don't like them - evidence enough surely  whistle:

So what other creatures need to go - be fossilised, slither back to the depths of the unknown or just be swatted away.

For me I do not understand the merit of having any of these critters in whatever ecosystem they exist  Shrugs:

rats
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 08:33:00 AM »
Tapeworms
Pigeons
Mosquitoes
Everyone in Liverpool
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 08:36:46 AM »
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 08:37:21 AM »
We need some good recipes  rubschin:
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 08:38:29 AM »
Slug and Lettuce.

(not a bad pub, mind)
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 08:39:15 AM »
Well yes, slugs. Can you cook them in garlic like? You'd have to hold off with the salt though  ;)
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 08:41:40 AM »
Why don't scientists eradicate locusts - surely they have no positive impact  whacky115
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 08:44:38 AM »
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 08:45:53 AM »
Jellyfish

And Giant Pandas What do they do? They're so lazy they don't even have sex.

And chimps. Name one contribution they have made. No chimp has ever lifted a finger for me
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 08:47:56 AM »
The Brat's latest obsession is wanting a Jellyfish as a pet  Banghead Banghead Banghead



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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 08:50:30 AM »
 eeek:

Is she quite mad? You ought to get her one  eveilgrin:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4506722_keep-jellyfish-home-aquarium.html

Nasty things. I got stung once. They just float about leaving a trail of death behind them. Like women drivers
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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 08:53:54 AM »
I got this far into the article.

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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 08:54:22 AM »
I think she has carefully considered her options and decided on the thing that would wind me up most. A simple goldfish would not be nearly exciting enough. Last year she wanted a Galapagos  tortoise  cussing:

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« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2009, 08:54:51 AM »
I got this far

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Re: Pointless creatures
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2009, 08:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2009, 08:54:22 AM
I think she has carefully considered her options and decided on the thing that would wind me up most. A simple goldfish would not be nearly exciting enough. Last year she wanted a Galapagos  tortoise  cussing:



These things all need looking after. The Boy agreed to feed Boobygirl's three cats for the weekend. Pity he didn't tell us. Pity he forgot to feed them  scared2:
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