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The New Speaker Poll
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:18:47 PM »
Please nominate the VP member of your choice.
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 05:34:36 PM »
I cant see Keith Vaz's name on the list?

He would make a great speaker.

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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 06:05:46 PM »
Not Margaret Beckett. If she were a horse I would shoot her.

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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 06:32:16 PM »
Give it to the lovely Ann Widdecombe ~ she has already said she will stand down at the General Election and we can then have a clean sweep and let them choose from whoever is left standing after the votes have been counted. Meanwhile Ann will be a safe pair of honest hands who at least knows what's what in the HoP ........... You know it makes sense
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 06:48:40 PM »
I voted for her  angel1
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 12:03:31 AM »
The speaker of the house should not be an MP. They are elected to represent their constituencies & that should be their only role.

Thinking about it, you want someone in the role who isnt going to be afraid of telling MP's they are being arseholes, so how about Gordon Ramsay or Simon Cowell.
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 07:42:34 AM »
Give it to the lovely Ann Widdecombe ~ she has already said she will stand down at the General Election and we can then have a clean sweep and let them choose from whoever is left standing after the votes have been counted. Meanwhile Ann will be a safe pair of honest hands who at least knows what's what in the HoP ........... You know it makes sense

It does to me.

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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2009, 07:28:42 AM »
How hypocritical can this government aim to be - when we have gone to war with countries for not having a democracy in place and pretending they are threatening their citizens and others - yet now the machiavellian  labour whips are "allegedly "  trying to 'influence ' the vote for a new speaker with great gusto   noooo:
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 08:36:01 AM »
Give it to the lovely Ann Widdecombe ~ she has already said she will stand down at the General Election and we can then have a clean sweep and let them choose from whoever is left standing after the votes have been counted. Meanwhile Ann will be a safe pair of honest hands who at least knows what's what in the HoP ........... You know it makes sense

It does to me.
I think she is the obvious choice.

Plus, she will enjoy being manhandled to the woolsack, not to mention allowing Black Rod to enter.
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2009, 02:13:17 PM »
It's started. Not Bercow pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2009, 03:05:20 PM »
Hasn't Beckett got it yet...?  rubschin:
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 03:29:24 PM »
First round waiting allegedly  ::)
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2009, 03:32:22 PM »
What a farce... they may as well just give Mandy the job and have done with it...  noooo:
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 04:15:26 PM »
Bercow tops first Speaker ballot

Beckett then...  ::)
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Re: The New Speaker Poll
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2009, 04:18:25 PM »
This is awful  noooo:
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